h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::glows pink in the darkness::

this is pretty neat this is. avoids us from bumping into another

depends how you are...

depends on who the other pink persons are

I recall a movie where two rival suitors, both naked, met in a ladies' darkened bedroom, one wearing a luminous pink condom and the other a luminous green one. The developments on screen were hilarious!

Egon! So good to see you!
...*whispers from the cornor of her mouth...*he got a sheep skin an' don't know how to act.
So, Egon, that's quiet a bit of bling around your neck! Someone in yout family musta' been proud you finally, er, I mean, you have graduated.
...*tries to look at the necklace more closely...*




Ahhh ... so, you have the deploma framed in *glitter*! Very subtle.
In honor of Egon, drinks are on me!
...*giggles & tell Egon that the actual pink, day-glow dye that covers everyone has to slowly wear off...*

please, WR, don't give away more of the content of the new star war movie. i want to see the light sabre duels unbiased

so the green one would be yoda then...

Can't wait to see Darth Vader's

Just remember Shirps, this movie covers the birth of Darth Vader - he probably won't be at all interesting in that way until after he reaches puberty - so skip the first 120 minutes of the movie...

didn't think of that - brain engaged, obviously, in other thoughts

not too clever today


"On her I jumped, ran my fingers through her hair ..."

amendment:

"Well, I pumped & I pumped, then on her I jumped & ran my fingers through her hair ..."

I did indeed graduate- five months ago now, but then I haven't been in this place for a while, so it *is* news.

I'm still trying to find a permanent job, you know. But I'm liking my temporary one, so that's alright.

So, the pink, what's *THAT* about.

It's about a month away from rubbing off, that's what!

Every one was messing around with that poor explode-a-lated Pandora doll when I shot an arrow into her. I had her wired to explode, which she did. And she was full of pink dye. Now she's got the World's flattest stomach and these drunken, er, these friends of mine are covered in pink. Quiet literally "in the pink"! What, what?!

...*sticks finger in a small puddle of dye that remains on the bar & wipes it across Egon's lower lip...* Now you've got that 'poutty' look all the models are after! Er, wait a sec ...*opens pouch ...takes out notes...*
Ooopsie dasies. That look is mainly for girls.
Try sticking your chest out Egon! What do you mean it IS out?
...*shoves a glass of sloe gin his way...*Here, now you can blame the red gin stuff for your pink lip.

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...*chucks an empty ale mug from Kes' hand toward the juke box...replaces the mug with a nice tepid glass of stout...*...*either that or ice coffee
there's no way to tell the difference without tasting it...*
...*the Foldger's Coffee song plays from the juke box....*good to the last dropOh! Now I get it! They mean good to the last drop of coffee! I'd always thought they were talkin' 'bout like, good til the last time you dropped it on the floor or sumthin'. What do you mean have I been dropping the coffee and sweeping it back into the can? No! There's no reason WHY I don't drink the coffee in this place. Honest.
No thanks.
I said no! I don't want any coffee.
Just because I don't WANT any! I'm drinking burbon. We wouldn't want me to get my drives mixed up, now, would we?! ...*clinches her teeth...*I don
wann no flippin' coffee~
FIRE!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

... strolls over to Pan & paws a flask of hot into her hands ... just to help keep you warm ...s off & hides behind the couch taking an occasional peek ...




" got my watch caught & pulled her hair taut & out came a fountain of air ...."

no need for coffee when there is to be had...

Just to finish this off:

"She let out a fizz and started to whizz, and shot round & round in the room
She startled the cat, when she shot passed the mat, and straight through the window she zoomed
So, it's goodbye Sadie, the inflatable lady, the woman I've wanted so long
Cos all I've got left, is a bit of left bre***, with a label that says made in Hong Kong."
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Just winding Pan up a bit - you know what she's like when she's had one too many - by the by, think I'll have could someone put a pint in a bowl ... tad thirsty ... too many salty peanuts

cowering from Pan behind couch

::pours a bucket of in a big bowl::

Pours away. Refills from bowl.

...oi! Get out of my bowl - that's MY - specially prepared for me by - claws spring out of paws - just a warning ...

was really happy, now VERY angry & growling menacingly

lesson learned: never drink from a thirsty s bowl