h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yep, he wouldn't want them fly away after going to all the trouble of catching them


Wasn't there a joke about washing hands in a bison or something?

i caught crabs once - hope that will never happen again

luckily we have bigger to fry:

...*trying HARD not not comment on Pierce's crabs...*

Ooooo I DO have THE perfect dinner for MY Thanksgiving~! Every
year I dine alone whilst the bear goes over the river & thru the woods...
So - I make my annual Thanksging pizza~! I make one each year in the shap of a turkey. I use olives for the eyes - peppers for the feathers, etc. & I form the
dough in the shape of a big, fat turkey
After all ... if you're going to be left behind year after year ... you may as well be certain to get your share of calories. After all how am I to keep up my weight if I don't eat fattening foods?~!?

turkish pizza? sounds delightfull

Have I mentioned already that my grandfather was turkish?

yes

and how were his pizzas?

Soviet.

interesting ingredients .... or lack of them?

Well, he died (or actually got lost in war) in 1941, so I really don't know.

So you never met your grandfather?

No, and my mother never met her father either.

?

Well, I surely have seen . But that's a sight that always warms my heart.

*downs *

Yeah... Right.

*looks around*

This place looks a bit.. dusty.

Hmm, needs a duster & someone to dust ...... sips .....

Ummm... December will start soon. We may hope that someone brings some decorations and stuff. Maybe even hunks...

OooooooooooooooooooH! Sparklies & muscles! A couldn't wish for more

gulps - manouvres bowl to under barrel tap - pushes lever with nose ......................

if they decorate for xmas i will boycot december

But we've made you a special tinsel eyepatch!