h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A clean and rather quiet bar. Log fire burning slowly, clock hands turning slowly.
A jar of late crysanths decorates the table.
Ajar is the door, through which a cool breeze and a rustling of leaves enters.
Kes chops up a and places the bits in Shirps' bowl.*

Here we are! I'll get myself a .

Stretches out full length in front of fire - yawns - licks paw - sniffs air & idly walks over to her bowl: "Ah breakfast!" - gulps down the bits & looks at the human for a top up with - that should keep the day nice & mellow

Hmm?
You want what?
Walkies?
Oh! No need to run away.
Drinkies?
Aha! That's it.
*Tops up bowl with .*

Laps up contents of bowl - licks chops - sidles up to human (I think his name is Kes ) thinking of sitting on something warm & cushioned to fall asleep - puts paw on his leg & looks at him again with .....

(Certainly don't want to go walki** - it's sopping wet outside now)

Hop up on the couch and take a rest ... but you'd better get off quickly if Pan comes in!

Yes, I'd better make way for the old dog

to Pan

stretches out on couch &

*Figure laden with luggage stumbles in.
Pours a and downs it in one gulp.
Blows a to Pan and picks up the suitcases again.*

"Gotta run...trip coming up..!"

*exits through door into parking lot and hops into taxi*

WR

got a fair bit of luggage myself, none in suitcases though

I always pack some spare just when travelling ... just in case.

Nobody ever packs me

Would we need a doggy bag for that?

*stumbles over backlog and grabs an *

at - paw points to empty bowl


R U sure you're pleased to see me back

of course i am

to proove it i'll fill your bowl with a very delicate port i found the other day

Licks jowels - oooh! It is very fine. I don't suppose you have any finest quality too?

ever hopeful

they don't sell lindt's 99 % in my town anymore

oh well, i'm not allowed to eat anyway

http://www.tescodiets.com/b2b/msndiet/archive.cfm?article_id=1536&code=410600

Truth or non truth?

i vote for truth

In vino veritas, I always say ...

unless they make vino of