h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

where are all the old tarts

*pours a few sweet to lure the old tarts*



*pours 42 vodkas for you-know-who *

gee thanks

i guess if it's good enough for gwennie it'll be good enough for you too

...*awakens with her hair sticking straight up...*
I'll have my drink straight up too pa-leeze.
I thought I heard an insult from Linus whilst I slumbered? Are you talking about politics again? I wanna talk about sumthin'fun!!
Like dresses or DVDs or strippers~!
Although, I can't help but notice...more and more of our imports seem to be coming from over seas. Hope that won't effect the dresses, DVDs & strippers! bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-a-a...*whispers to no one...*ya' know, I'd think by now they'd know enough to shove food and or booze into my mouth to shut me up.But no-o-o-oooo ... they jussss let me go on and on and

PANDORA HAS REMOVED HERSELF FROM THIS THREAD UNTIL THE HEADING IS FIXED or until her 'dial-up' gets switched over to broadband

if ya' all don't hear from me by the start of whatever next month is - I have no idea what to do. Oh - start e-mailing eachother to see whose addy I was able to send an e to from my new addy ... change is scary...'specially when you're puterly challanged, so I hear

Really! Such cruelty to tortoises....!

How'd you like to be sitting watching comedy re-runs on TV and have a T-64, Jagdpanzer or Adams battle tank come rolling over your roof...?

WR

i wouldn't mind the tanks, but re-runs?

so does that mean you want me to stick something in your mouth Pan

*sits neatly in the corner with her sweet and watches the grown-ups playing*

*hands linus a celery stick*

...not if Pan's got her teeth in, Linus - that could just be painful!



WR

But I have no idea which glass I left um in


I shall drain ALL the glasses until I find um.

......dude chugs like a lady...

*Wraps protective arms around his *
Gerroff!

...*slips in behind Kes ...slides her ex-tra-ex-tra long straw over his should and through his words to grand auld geezer's ale she goes...*slu-u-urp...ahhhh



di I ever tell you guzzzzsh I donn dringg beer-n-stuff liggge tha' cuz it magges
me drunk?
Oppsie dasies

I think it was your IV tube, Pan.

really i thought it was aerosmith

Eek! ! Must be evaporation.

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