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*pours hati an extra dry martini *

Now that's much better!



Could you do it again?

And again...



...and again??

You're a lifesaver!

*gets busy with that line*

a lifeline woven of dry martinis?

sounds like something adams could have written

*dashes to the Ladies to change clothes*

Don't touch my martinis!

if dean martin were here he would be in trouble now. sneaking after you or drinking your martinis?

Now should I be sad or happy you are not Dean Martin?

happy, of course. dino is dead and i don't drink

Dino? I am afraid Babette may have a say here.

*Produces a hairdryer from her and passes it to Hati*

Just to finish things off!

I would make yourself scarce Pierce, before Babette returns.

*tries not to act like Dean Martin... sits back in seat and returns martini to the bar *

*pours a few s for linus and himself*

here's to dino. the toughest liver known to mankind

true .. Dino Paul Crocetti is dead for more than ten years now. And he wasn't even a real dinosaur.



* notices Hati still ploughing herself through a field of dry martinis *

will you manage with that Hati?

Ah yes, of course. But would you hold that hair dryer for me?

of course ..

* holds hair dryer *

.. shouldn't that be plugged in as well?? I mean, it doesn't do much like it is now, and me just holding it ..

* plugs in the hair dryer *
* notices Hati's hair unfolding and waving *
* waves back *

careful with that glass now ..

* watches as the dry contents of a martini glass are blown and splattered all over the place *

that saves a few of you a bundle on perfume .. or aftershave

Hey! Don't blow my curls straight!

yeah, don't ruin those perfectly natural red curls

by the way, what are we doing here

shouldn't we be over there:

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