h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*Looks around ..... clean shiny bar, clean shiny glasses, clean shiny pub ... no sign of hole in floor ... tries hot tap ... gets hot water. *

This looks real neat mari-rae!

*Looks around again*

Er ..... I don't mean to be critical, or anything ... I mean, I rather like it like this ..... but it doesn't seem to be particularly ... er .. well ... BLUE ... if you get what I mean. Pan will go ape when she wakes up!

Hang on! I know!

*Produces a pair of blue-lensed spectacles, and puts them on Pandora's face.*

There! She'll never know now!

Care for a drink?

*Sets up ready for the regulars.*

Thank you!*takes a * Thanks for your quick thinking too... it doesn't do to annoy Pandora.

...*dreaming that someone is trying to make a monkey outta' her...awakens with a start...* Are we there yet?!
...*looks around...sniffs the air...* Oooo...everything's so, so, so stark. Not even a dust ball. We've gotta' make this place more CP like...hmmmm... Ooooo, I know!~~~~~
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*trips over one of the , spills some dtergant onto the bluegoo couch...*

Oops... sorry, Pan... looks like it´s getting a bit of a 80ies Punk-look... know the term Domestos-Jeans?

*considers drinking *

...*wonders what the hell E. was doing walking on the new ceiling...* Geez, E.! Ya' got footprints on the ceiling already. Oh well...
...*goes over and rips the plastic cover off the Blue Goo Couch...*
At the end of each month I cover that sucker...I've had experience with movers ya' know.

What was the question?
...*switches from tinis to red wine this month...*Cheers Dears!

Hati!!!! NO!!!! You need a blender first!

*holds with two fingers*

Think so...?
*scrathes head*

What if I just put it into ?

Yes... I was wondering at the new perspectives of this place...

*drops*

E.!

Go ahead Hati...it's small, so I don't think it will drink that much.
...*after a long night challenging herself to a beer drinking contest at The Harvest Fest...staggers to THE couch and is asleep before her head hits the pillow...probably because there is no pillow...as it was left in last months stinky thread...*

*gets up to have a look at the *

You´re not wanting to introduce it to the alcoholic anonymouse, Hati?

* swims happily in *

But it looks so happy here...

The animals in the zoo in here have some very interesting habbits...

*thinks about in the darkest corner*

Some of those habits are quite handy though.

*Grabs and gobbles it down.*

Sometimes you just gotta habit... Mmmmmmmmmmm! Pickled in ! Just right!

I say! I left a clockwork mouse on the bar ...Has anyone seen it?

Are you winding me up???? You did WHAT???


*Burps discreetly and a pinging noise emits... *

*sound of motorcycle arriving. Figure of man enters door, clad in black leather, white helmet under one arm. Unzips jacket, revealing crisp clean T-shirt with unmentionably rude slogan in a language foreign to moderators. Places helmet and jacket on hook against the wall and turns to the assembly*

Howzit, ma-cuzzins*! How's about a for a dry throat?
*downs in one long pour*

I though I got left behind in August, but I caught the clue when I woke up again, so I grabbed a shower and put on clean underwear like my muvver told and went for a burn on the bike right into September and found you guys here! Geez*! All that talking made my throat all dry again - canIhavannudderpleez?

*settles down to drink second at more leisurely pace...*


[Study notes for moderators:
ma-cuzzins = my cousins, a collective noun for SA bikers
Geez = Gee, wizz! a polite SA exclamation of surprise]

Come to think of it... Some of the regulars in the zoo in here have some very interesting habbits, too...


*goes for some more *