A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) Posted Apr 3, 2002
Takes his place behind the bar and fixes several drinks.
For the map, I think X markes the spot, it always does you know.
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Apr 3, 2002
Hah... making it the Xed purpose...
Well, I can see some different kind of mark on this map now...
What kind of Drinks could I get?
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) Posted Apr 3, 2002
You've been in this bar for some time now, you should know we have this machine that can produce any drink you like. Just press the magic red button.
You know that means I'm just here for to refill that bloody machine
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Apr 3, 2002
I think i lost the thread on that one, Arutha...
Well... then let´s have a try...
*presses buttons*
*forgets glass*
BOTHER!
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Gwennie Posted Apr 3, 2002
Mine's a straight vodka please Arutha, with lots of ice. 
*Removes one of E's choppers from her rapidly swelling finger, which she submerges in her 
with a sigh of relief*
No! I haven't been watching too many reruns of "Mork & Mindy" and I most certainly don't think that one can really drink through a finger! 
*Flicks the offending chopper (denture!) back to E*
If that was a gentle bite E, I'd hate to be in the receiving end when you're really miffed! 
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Apr 3, 2002
Careful there... you´re stepping into it
I mean, the leftovers of my perfect drink...
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Apr 3, 2002
::concentrates on convincing all the static electricity in the room get together and mass on the cat's tail... figures it'll be highly entertaining once he figures out how to make it work::
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Gwennie Posted Apr 3, 2002
*Wonders whether there could possible be such a things as the perfect drink*
I mean, everyone's tastes are so different. Would it be a big or small drink? Hot or cold? Thick and creamy (like 
sauce) or light and sparkling? 
*Squeezes her swollen finger and an eruption of pus squirts out into E's "perfect" drink*
Oops! 
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Apr 3, 2002
Well, you can clear the mess up then... I´ll just go over there and ===*~~~
*goes over there and ===*~~~*
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 4, 2002
~squeak- BLAT...squeak- BLAT..squeak- BLAT..squeak- BLAT..squeak- BLAT..squeak- BLAT..~
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Gwennie Posted Apr 4, 2002
*Cleans up her mess and bandages her finger which she waggles at E*
Temper, temper young man!
*Punctures Mari's whoopee cushion which deflates with a resounding raspberry*
Did someone just pass wind? 
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 4, 2002
It was the 
.
*Tries to look innocent.*
Gwennie! go to MSN??? 
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Gwennie Posted Apr 4, 2002
*Puts a peg on E's nose*
Don't you have MSN me old E-type fruit?
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Apr 4, 2002
no... I don´t ... but I wan´t refering to that... I think I was --- well just absentmindedly 
... I think I will just... erm...
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Apr 4, 2002
Ackpth.
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Apr 4, 2002
*has another go at aruthas drinking thingy...*
Now this looks like something for Kes...
that´s for Pan...
Ah here´s mine...
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Gwennie Posted Apr 4, 2002
*Regards the lumpy bits floating in E's home brew with mild concern*
Should home brew have "things" floating in it and should they be moving around like that? 
*Peers closely at E's *
Would you like me to call a 
before you drink it, or afterwards?
Crossed Purposes: April 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Apr 4, 2002
I guess it will be mutant yeast... Get a doctor for it... QUICK
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Crossed Purposes: April 2002
- 21: Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) (Apr 3, 2002)
- 22: Researcher 168814 (Apr 3, 2002)
- 23: Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) (Apr 3, 2002)
- 24: Researcher 168814 (Apr 3, 2002)
- 25: Gwennie (Apr 3, 2002)
- 26: Researcher 168814 (Apr 3, 2002)
- 27: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Apr 3, 2002)
- 28: Gwennie (Apr 3, 2002)
- 29: Researcher 168814 (Apr 3, 2002)
- 30: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 4, 2002)
- 31: Researcher 168814 (Apr 4, 2002)
- 32: Gwennie (Apr 4, 2002)
- 33: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 4, 2002)
- 34: Researcher 168814 (Apr 4, 2002)
- 35: Gwennie (Apr 4, 2002)
- 36: Researcher 168814 (Apr 4, 2002)
- 37: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Apr 4, 2002)
- 38: Researcher 168814 (Apr 4, 2002)
- 39: Gwennie (Apr 4, 2002)
- 40: Researcher 168814 (Apr 4, 2002)
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