h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...hole punched into the lid...?
...never mind...
*continues to stretch & forget the poor fire-flys that never lived to be released the following night(s)......*

*Goes to Kitchen, comes back with breakfast...*

Solid food so early in the day?
Never eat on an empty stomach, E!
*Passes E a *

I went through a phase when I first got married to my ex (most probably through boredom) to make model cars and used to give them away to friends.

*Wonders why none of her friends are still with her*

Pan! Yoga! How wonderful! Here, allow me to assist you! (I used to teach Yoga y'know...)

*Climbs up next to Pan*

You have to bend that leg just so and that arm right there and no, not than one. Yes! That's it! Right over left...Now over the top. No! Not like that, like this...There! That should do it!

*Steps down to admire her handiwork just as the finely balanced and tangled Pan lands in the midst of the passing E's breakfast*

Oh I say! Good landing that woman!

*Gives Pan a round of applause and winks at Mari*

I warned you about solids!

good that I´ve kept this safe... Thanks Kes

Nothing is safe when I'm about E

*Snatches E's and takes a deep swig before returning it to him*

Don't mind the bits floating in it. I went to the dentist yesterday and there are still bits of mercury coming adrift.

Is a dislike of fillings called "amalgam'ate"?

*Flicks a stray lump of amalgam at Kes and it connects with his nose*

Nah I don't think so Kes. My dentist wanted to remove all my teeth and I had to decline because, as I said to him, "Without my teeth, I'm all-gum-mate!"

Must be a proper technical term for the fear of dental grouting

** Seth busies himself with the Filling-o'-4-beer **

*Fishes out bits of Lego...*

Here... there´s one of these "Teeth" still afloat...

How about a , Gwennie

...*comes up for air when she hits meat in E's breakfaat...* I say E...did you HAVE to drop me like that?
*glares at Gwennie...* You're lucky you just made me laugh...I'm just greatful you were busying your mind, as you call it, with dental puns...rather good ones too......instead of trying to glue me into pretzel woman!! Ooooo....*takes out notebook & makes note on the :POSSIBLE HALLOWEEN COSTUME page...*

*swings her battered legs back -N-forth signing..*I know when Pierce is comen' ba-a-a-ack...
Mari-are...I got a picture that reminded me of you today...from a gal I use to wor...wor, er, wor-r--r, No can sayums...you know...the thingie most people do for money. No, not like what YOU do Gwennie...I said, "Most people!" Sheesh...
Anyway a gal who live in Sandusky, right near Cedar Point, sent me a lady...one about your age...who can bite both her, er, her,
*whispers 'breasets' into mari-rae's ear...*When I first saw the E, I wansn't impresses a bit, I mean, what woman can't bite both...er, ...Wha'? Why's everyone looking at me? Time for a toast?
*stands...clears her throat...*
CHEERS!!!!

*Looks down at her (breasts) which end down around her waist, then grins at Pandora.*

Gravity; its the law. and at my age I obey.

*gravitates around his *

*Goes into Orbit around himself and has a *

*Reminisces ....with a , of course! *

YAY!!! February!!!

Don´t tell me, it took you four days to find out

*Goes into the kitchen and begins concocting her special Valentine's Day love potion. It is an ancient secret recipe that was handed down to her through her family, all the way back from old Egypt and the days of the Pharohs.*


Now, where did I put that vial of dried butterfly tongues?... Rose hips, ground to powder... hmmm, I need fresh heart.

Hey out there? Anyone ?