A Conversation for h2g2 General Hospital
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GreeboTCat Started conversation Aug 25, 2000
~Greebo welcomes you in... paws open wide... grin in place... and so is the white cat collar... not dog mind... that would be to ruff for me...~
Please come in dear person and tell me you woes... all denominations welcome... contributations to the chapel fund in the large... rather ampyt bowl on you right...
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*walks in and places a carton of cream into the bowl with a bag of doughnuts*
I need to know how to rid the hospital of demons.
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GreeboTCat Posted Aug 25, 2000
~Greebo waves Joe forward.. and indicates a pew~
Please have a seat my dear... and tell me all about these demons...
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*sits*
They have come to tempt away a friend from his soon-to-be-wife *distraught sobbing*
They brought an orchestra with them
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
*tries to wander in but cant... *
*sends all sorts of demonic things into the chapel... they dont seem to do very much...*
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
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GreeboTCat Posted Aug 25, 2000
Ahhhhh... me see's... ~Greebo glances over to the chapel door and see's someone lurking~
So this demon... what form is it taking and do you think the friend will succumb to there charms???
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*points to door*
It looks like *HER*
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GreeboTCat Posted Aug 25, 2000
Oh my... ~Greebo fingers her cat collar~... That is awful to behold... me thinks she is a succubus... and a very foul one... born out of the very pits of hell...
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 25, 2000
(Crashes in through a window dramatically)
It's ME!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAAA! You are all doomed! DOO....
(Greebo holds up a crucifix. Satan is suddenly cast back out through the window with force. He lands painfully on his backside in the waiting room)
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
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GreeboTCat Posted Aug 26, 2000
~Greebo gets a brush and begins sweeping up the glass...~
Now Joe... that is no way to treat a less fortunate one... ~Greebo shakes her head... and the cat collar spins round..~
Go out to the waiting room... and tell Satin how sorry you are...
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 26, 2000
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GreeboTCat Posted Aug 26, 2000
~Greebo grins happily at her good work... and sweeps away the glass... looks up at the broken window...~
Now what is me going to do about that???
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 26, 2000
*hands Greebo a packet of InstoGlass (guarenteed glazing or your money back, just add water)*
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GreeboTCat Posted Aug 26, 2000
~Greebo goes to the tap by the font... and mixes~
~Lo and behold new glass was made... and fitted....~
Thanks Joe... looks as good as new... tis a miracle...
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 26, 2000
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GreeboTCat Posted Aug 26, 2000
~Greebo raises the doughnut...~
Praise be to brownies and doughnuts...
~Greebo takes a bite...~
Now... is there anything else me can do for you....
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 26, 2000
Are you any good at proof reading?
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- 1: GreeboTCat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 2: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 3: GreeboTCat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 4: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 5: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Aug 25, 2000)
- 6: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 7: GreeboTCat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 8: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 9: GreeboTCat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 10: Satan - Lord of the Underworld (Aug 25, 2000)
- 11: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 12: GreeboTCat (Aug 26, 2000)
- 13: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 26, 2000)
- 14: GreeboTCat (Aug 26, 2000)
- 15: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 26, 2000)
- 16: GreeboTCat (Aug 26, 2000)
- 17: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 26, 2000)
- 18: GreeboTCat (Aug 26, 2000)
- 19: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 26, 2000)
- 20: GreeboTCat (Aug 26, 2000)
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