A Conversation for h2g2 General Hospital
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 26, 2000
Any good at maths? 
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GreeboTCat Posted Aug 26, 2000
Of course...
~Greebo holds both paws up... and counts... ~
one plus one equals... more than one...
~grin~
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 26, 2000
Should we found the Hospital Church of Felines?
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GreeboTCat Posted Aug 26, 2000
Yes... me thinks my chapel could do with a name... me prefers
Hospital Chapel of the almighty doughnut
Much more to my taste... ~grin~
Let us pray...
Our doughnut..
who art near Greebo..
Will shortly disapear..
Amen....
Please repeat and then give the customary reply to anything worshipful me says...
(Praise be to doughnuts)
~grin~
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 26, 2000
*grins and gives his donation*
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 26, 2000
May I partake of the sacrement of cream?
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 27, 2000
*Despite being male, he kneels*
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GreeboTCat Posted Aug 27, 2000
Hrrumphh... was me talking to you my son...
~weak grin~
Let us pray...
Our doughnut...
who art near Greebo..
Will quickly disapear...
Amen...
And you say....
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 27, 2000
*raises eyes to the statue of a doughnut*
All hail,
Blessed dough,
Sweetly fried it be.
May it give life to us,
With Jam down my chin.
Amen
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GreeboTCat Posted Aug 28, 2000
~Greebo nods her head ~ Very good my son...
~She produces a paper plate of cream.. and splats it in Joe's face...~
Thus the sacrement of cream is over... Praise be to doughnuts!!!
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 28, 2000
Praise be to doughnuts!
*licks cream off face*
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 28, 2000
(a muffled curse is heard from outside the chapel)
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GreeboTCat Posted Aug 28, 2000
Do you feel at piece now my son???
~Greebo ignores Satan... as usual~
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 28, 2000
I feel in many pieces. All of them doughnut shaped.
*offers up praise*
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LUCY FUR - Lady of the Sexy Underwear Posted Aug 29, 2000
*Sneaks into the Chapel from above*
You don't know the trouble I had climbing up the outside of the building in my high heels, stockings and leather...
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GreeboTCat Posted Aug 29, 2000
Pieces of doughnut... ~grin~... my spelling is terrible sometimes... ~Greebo grins at Joe.. then looks up at Lucy...~
Yes my daughter... what may me do for you... do you require dontations towards a new wardrobe???
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LUCY FUR - Lady of the Sexy Underwear Posted Aug 29, 2000
Don't speak to me about wardrobes.
Wardrobes, apart from being portals into that horrible country of Narnia, are places wear mortals store clothes.
Frankly, I don't need any.
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