h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Greebo welcomes you in... paws open wide... grin in place... and so is the white cat collar... not dog mind... that would be to ruff for me...~

Please come in dear person and tell me you woes... all denominations welcome... contributations to the chapel fund in the large... rather ampyt bowl on you right...

*walks in and places a carton of cream into the bowl with a bag of doughnuts*

I need to know how to rid the hospital of demons.

~Greebo waves Joe forward.. and indicates a pew~

Please have a seat my dear... and tell me all about these demons...

*sits*

They have come to tempt away a friend from his soon-to-be-wife *distraught sobbing*

They brought an orchestra with them

*tries to wander in but cant... *


*sends all sorts of demonic things into the chapel... they dont seem to do very much...*

*Cheers*

I'm safe here!

Ahhhhh... me see's... ~Greebo glances over to the chapel door and see's someone lurking~

So this demon... what form is it taking and do you think the friend will succumb to there charms???

*points to door*

It looks like *HER*

Oh my... ~Greebo fingers her cat collar~... That is awful to behold... me thinks she is a succubus... and a very foul one... born out of the very pits of hell...

(Crashes in through a window dramatically)

It's ME!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAAA! You are all doomed! DOO....

(Greebo holds up a crucifix. Satan is suddenly cast back out through the window with force. He lands painfully on his backside in the waiting room)

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

Now who is the big and scary one?

~Greebo gets a brush and begins sweeping up the glass...~

Now Joe... that is no way to treat a less fortunate one... ~Greebo shakes her head... and the cat collar spins round..~

Go out to the waiting room... and tell Satin how sorry you are...

*walks out and apologises to the Satin one *

I'm sorry oh luxurious fabric

~Greebo grins happily at her good work... and sweeps away the glass... looks up at the broken window...~

Now what is me going to do about that???

*hands Greebo a packet of InstoGlass (guarenteed glazing or your money back, just add water)*

~Greebo goes to the tap by the font... and mixes~

~Lo and behold new glass was made... and fitted....~

Thanks Joe... looks as good as new... tis a miracle...

Praise the Brownie

*hands Greebo a doughnut*

~Greebo raises the doughnut...~

Praise be to brownies and doughnuts...

~Greebo takes a bite...~

Now... is there anything else me can do for you....

Are you any good at proof reading?

Me can read... but there is no proof of it...