h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This conversation has moved on to the obcene. There are elements here that obviously has sexual relations strongly on their minds. If you are so interested in sex, why are you here, go out and have sex; for _real_. I was hoping people might have wanted to be interested in the end of the world, the upcoming Armageddon and Doomsday; but hey, let us all talk of whipped cream and S&M instead...

Well said! Let's discuss the end of the world.
So, GOD (version 2.0), have you seen the Horsemen of the Apocalypse lately? They came round to Hell for tea last month but I haven't seen them since then.

As you know `Lucie´ the four horsemen of the apocalypse are not under any jurisdiction. Of course, I could just destroy them if I wanted, but I do not give them their assignement. They are what you might call "Freelancers". Now, the four of them; Mr Martin, Dr Johns, Mr Smith and young Peter, has been taking a vacation. As you know, they had a hell-(a little joke) of a time finishing off that planet in the near vicinity of Betelgeuse. But you say you have had tea "down under" with the four gentlemen? Well, I always wondered if they enjoyed Earl Grey or Lipton? Anyway, how is that wife of yours going, still hot in the sack???

My wife? Oh I damned her to eternal suffering in the depths of hell, she got on my nerves too much. I'm quite happy tempting random humans in Miami instead now.

The last I heard of Mr Smith (alternatively known as 'War') was that he was holidaying in the Congo. Dr Johns (Famine) took a break from Ethiopia.

Really, well, if you see them; tell them I said `hi` and also tell them that I would really appreciate if they could give the EU some good plauges and perhaps some poverty and suffering as well; they deserve it; the bloody eurotrash scum!!

My pleasure

How's the Holy City? Still shiny?