h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Well it seems we are all going to play nice. That is very good. I was a little nervous three dieties, one web site...apocolyps (sp?) 8-P

Hey William would you make me a doulbe iced mocha, skinny please

*comes out of hiding*

Cooooooming Up!!

Thats supposed to be

What ever happened to Bozo? And what's the news on Shim? I haven't heard much recently

Actually, I'm in front of a computer screen claiming to be a god.

- The Cardinal
http://come.to/billcopperton

So, I am back. You see, I only have access to a computer from 0800-1600 during the day, this due to me only having internett at work... So obviously people know their coffee; respect for that, but do you know your CHEESE?

So, I am back. You see, I only have access to a computer from 0800-1600 during the day, this due to me only having internett at work... So obviously people know their coffee; respect for that, but do you know your CHEESE?

You slipped up there - GOD-Almighty's only "work" is here except when he is away creating galaxies and nebulas and doghnut wormholes. And he is a very nice guy, just overworked a bit.
I have suggestion here, not just for this new fella (La ilaha illa GOD-Almighty*) but for all the future would be gods: as Abi said there is a whole pantheon of gods out there and even GOD-Almighty accepts their existence (check out your confession box dear, and don't get huffy. your own fault for dropping names!) so why not taking the name of some other top deity like zeus or brahma or odin ... and develop your own pantheon of lesser gods and highpriests and parties? Though I strongly suggest to stay away from Allah - it's no fun. (Am there, am doing it, so believe me!)
Better have good think about this because the next time I come online and you haven't converted, I am going to set Leo on you - and he is REAL, no use trying virtua godly stuff on him!!!!!!!!!!

* No deity exists except for GOD-Almighty

/Abi, when is the copyright or something on the names coming through? The next god that shows up I'm afraid I might start to spit!/

nim

Kids relax, relax! Chill pills all round - we will not be copyrighting names because with over 60,000 researchers and growing it simply wouldn't work. And I am sure that you would all rather the techies got to work on some really really cool tools rather then a little thing that told you 'That username is taken. Please select again.'.

And as the Judaic / Christian god is a mixture of other earlier divine beings surely it stands to reason that there might be more then on of them.

I slipped up? OK, look, you claim that your god actually has to put in an actual effort when he is creating and stuff?? Well, obviously, I am the only REAL god here, since I am relaxing down here on Earth, just mingling with you puny humans; while at the _same_ time is controlling the Universe. :-p So, no kudos for you miss! Anyway, how about that cheese thing; personally I prefer goat cheese, or swiss cheese with holes; yes I am a basic one. How about you, this will prove to be valuable for the Guide you know...

Deari - I f you check out ALL of GOD-Almighty's postings you will see that all that you can come up with has already been done (happy reading - HE is one mighty busy fellow around here). And ... all the devils know that there is no way to RELAX here on Earth!

/I refuse to calm down. GOD was my first friend around here, without him and his GA I would only be a wall flower here - just I am in RL. New fella, think hard - zeus got all the beautiful girls. If you are not interested - then you really shouldn't be here!/

Nim I hate to say this but if you put God into the researchers search engine thingy you get pages and pages of different GODs. Some of whom predate GOD Almighty - I think you have your work cut out for you!

Look, Mizzy, I just gave you a reason to believe, obviously you are clinging to your false and probably fallen god. By the by; why can not he show himself; I would like to have a word the fella... Now; CHEESE, why do people refuse to talk about cheese, it is good is it not??? :-p

I still don't agree, but I give up.

(goes out in a double huff)

Oh dear *hurries after Nim* - sorry Nim I did not mean to upset you!

Calm down nim, I'm not going to defend god (really) but, there should be enough room around here for more then one god, I mean if we can have Satan as a GA I think we can have another god.

P.S. *whispers to nim* Our God is the only real one and he's better too *whispers to nim*

Good, for you, now, PLEASE, I like goat cheese and swiss cheese with holes, Port Salut is acceptable too..now you people; what do you think of this? If cheese is not a preferable subject to speak of; how about colours, my favorite is cyan or red...