h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You'll regret that Abi!

*stays ducked*

let me know when it is safe to come out Lisa!

I'll protect you Abi. I kinda like the idea of being a God

Oooh... now there's multiple deities. This should prove interesting

Mind you, there's at least three Satans too. Bwahahahaaaa!!! The evil never stops!!!!

No. That does not settle it. I will call myself GOD and your (false) GOD may call himself what he wants. I am the allmighty, all- seeing, all- knowing one, I AM GOD. This is not a question whether a nick is that or that, it is a theological question of existence. I am the one that created the earth, I am the one who man turned to when they needed me, I am the one who banished Adam and Eve from Eden, I am the one who put my sign upon Cains forehead so that it should be known that he was not to be hurt, I am the one who saved man from sin 2000 years ago, I am Jesus, GOD and the Holy Ghost, I am this and you will obey me or I shall bring death and destruction upon your very souls and lives! And by the way, I never said I was a good god. I have said I am an allmighty god, but I am not mercyfull or good. It is written that God put his vengeance upon man at the time of Sodom and Gomorra, at the time before the exodus and in the time of sin during the thirteen- hundreds! God is horrible.

Well I have always been more of a fan of the old Testament God then the New Testament one. Nothing wrong with a bit of fire and brimestone and Pillars of Salt make attractive additions to any modern home.

But really guys, this is no way to welcome a newcomer to h2g2! Welcome GOD (really) - it is nice to have you on board. I am Abi the Deputy Commmunity Editor - any questions just shout.

Why thank you ABI! :smile: that was nice. So, what _is_ the deal with h2g2? Or more specifically; where are the forums on coffee? And what are your thoughts on norwegian cheese? Is it actually so that you notice every single newcomer at h2g2? And, if so, do you lead similar exciting conversations with everyone of them? What _is_ your actual haircolour, if cyan; congratulations!! Is h2g2 meant to be a serious conversation centre, or more of an insanity room? What does the logo mean (not h2g2, that is hitchikers guide etc..)? Anyway, I`m just this guy you know...

Errmmm well basically this is the *ultimate* guide to Life, the Universe and everything and we want you to help us write it. If you head over here - http://www.h2g2.com/DontPanic-About#1 - you will find all the answers to your questions and more. Except about my hair colour - which is sort of dark chesnut.

It is as serious or as insane as you want it to be - which is the best thing of about h2g2. One of my favourite entries is all about being a Bone Marrow Donor - http://www.h2g2.com/A197192.

Hello GOD, would you like a Saint? I'm already the Patron Saint of Tea, and I'm sure I could extend this to cover you as well as GOD Almighty.

Well, yes, that could be arranged. Only, I really am not that big a fan of tea; how about patron saint of espresso?

that suits me

AND IN THE NAME OF _ME_ I HEREBY DECLARE THAT WILL JENKINS, ALSO KNOWN AS THE PATRON SAINT OF TEA, NOW ALSO SHALL BE KNOWN AS WILL JENKINS PATRON SAINT OF ESPRESSO! (a golden light shines upon thee now young childe.)

Oohhhh that feels good!
*Flexes new Espresso muscles*
Anyone want a drink??

yes please, a double shot, caramel skinny latte please

OH YEAH! Give me a cortado; can you make that? If not; here is a hint; check out other conv. on GOD(really)`s place...

My heavens!!! That may well be the one rec. I have never heard of before conserning coffee!! Tell me how, tell me, NOW!!! (reeaaallyy excited right now...)

what a caramel latte?

hehe religion to coffe in a few short steps... you really will fit in here

FC*

*still believing in GOD-Almighty


btw... GOD, you know how to do smileys?

Actually, no, I do not. At a forum called laiv.org we just type but here that does not seem to work... Anyway, will you tell me that recip. or not?????

I might! But here are some smileys in the mean time:
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