h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We all have complexes

I HAVE NOT GIVEN UP THE APOCALYPTIC DOOM! Being GOD I will put my furious wrath upon those who do not obey ME! Man lives in eternal sin, this we can all see, it is the dawn of a new Sodom and Gomorra! I shall no longer be the mercyfull one you have learned to know, I am once more humankinds worst nightmare; DOOMSDAY IS NIGH, PREPARE TO MEET THINE MAKER!! WOAHHAHHAHAHAH.
Anyway, nice to hear from you guys once more, thought you had all bailed out on me , no worries! So, here is the deal; I am thinking of writing an entry for the guide with the topic: "Oslo for dummies." This, I believe, has not been done. What do you think? (And do not steal my idea...

Get writing!

ZOE ya round

Oh, one more thing, how do one become an official h2g2 SCOUT?
It looks kind of cool, and, well, I WOULD like to become one... I think...

Go to http://www.h2g2.com/Scouts and there's a link for signing up.

Ididthatnowwhat? Anyway, where are you people?? It is like everytime I am here, you are gone, and everytime I am gone; you are here!! Anoying! Hurray for women!! (Read my journal, and you will understand!!)

I'm a woman... and a very naughty little one...

Sorry, but if you had taken a look at my journal for yesterday, you would have noticed that I am _only_ interested in one woman And even though, had you said that a few days back, I could have been aroused, now I am not. So, sorry about that...

Perhaps there is room for ALL these (so calles) gods in this computer. Although we'd have to form some sort of trade union for them, or , at least, a soccer team. Maybe we can go on the "may the best God win" sort of approach and have it out in the carpark....last God standing wins.

What about my God, he has no legs to stand on.

A legless god?

One of the best.

Perhaps he's the gods I met last week... I seduced him, but when he fell asleep I felt a little peckish. As we were in Hell he was already roasting so I just ate a part of him. He didn't mind that much, or at least he said he didn't when I threatened him with my whip...

*Flutters eyebrows*

mmmm, whips

If you really like whips, Will, I can further introduce you to one.
Honestly, it will be no trouble.
*Smiles devilishly*

Would that be a chief whip?

Not quite, although I have whipped a lot of chiefs.
With, and without, whipped cream.

I would prefer with whipped cream

Your wish is my desire, as long as I desire to grant your wishes.

But for now, I'll let you have whipped cream. Why not?

What's the going rate?