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I'm not really here Started conversation Aug 21, 2000
I'm sorry, but I don't believe in you.
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Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession Posted Aug 21, 2000
Why are you wasting your time talking to them, then?
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 21, 2000
Just because I don't believe in them doesn't mean they don't exist.
Which they very obviously do, as they have pages here.
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Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession Posted Aug 21, 2000
How can you fail to believe in something if you admit it exists?
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 21, 2000
I was using the word believe meaning religious faith. I have none in them, so whether they exist or not makes no difference.
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 21, 2000
(vanishes in a puff of logic)
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 21, 2000
I wonder if he'll be back......I have some pink, fluffy handcuffs {not made from lemurskin} for him.....
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 21, 2000
If he isn't, I could make good use of those handcuffs.
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 21, 2000
(appears again VERY quickly)
(leans towards Saint Galaxy Babe, trying not to breathe too much foul-smelling smoke on her)
Well helllooooo there, angelic babe. I'm ready when you are.
(Grins infernally)
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 21, 2000
Got you!
Hehe M.K* you can't fool me!
Off to the island we go.....
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 21, 2000
(the handcuffs burn up in a cloud of purple smoke)
Who's M.K*? Is he one of the Survivor people? I'm not him, if that's what you're thinking.
Bwahahahaaa!!! 
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 21, 2000
Oh, well, no-one's perfect....
I'll just sit here & chat to you then, if you don't mind?
We have a lot in common, believe it or not. I have *fallen* from grace a few times, usually at Parties!
So, are you going to tell me who you really are?
Or would you just like to sit here and flirt with me?
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 21, 2000
I'm not telling you who I really am, it would spoil the fun
I would enjoy diabolically flirting with you and warping your fragile little mind. Bwahahahaaaa!!!
I've got to go and torture a Microsoft executive that's just died and been delivered to Hell, so we'll continue this delightful conversation some other time.
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 21, 2000
Ok, you little devil, you! Have fun! Gimme a shout when you're not so busy....
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Aug 22, 2000
*slightly worried about her friend, Tweet taps GB on the shoulder*
Ummm, hon, you do know who you're flirting with, right?
*raises an eyebrow at GB's raised eyebrows*
Ok, all right, just thought I'd check.
*mutters*
Think you were better off with the crab personally...
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Researcher 140051 Posted Aug 22, 2000
Hi Satan. I was in Hell once. When I killed myself.
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 22, 2000
*GB demonstrates a very mysterious smile....
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Aug 22, 2000
*Tweet demonstrates a lovely straitjacket*
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 22, 2000
why, Tweet, how fetching you look, it really suits you!
But I preferred your red snakeskin bikini....
Thinks: That'll get old red eyes going....BWA HAA HAAAAAAAA
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 22, 2000
I like these lady angels. So easily mislead... Bwahahahaaaaa!!!!
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