h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

While I have the sence not to dance or I would just make a fool of my self.

Gagdreek: I can't make a fool of myself. I already am.

So am I but I dont think any one has noticed yet

*5 days to go until i get hyper.......*

The reason being?
Or should I have prior knowledge?

What does it mean - hyper, Katsy?

As for being crazy - it's normal here on h2g2; to be normal it's crazy.

If you want to know why check out my latest journal entry

Aaah, yes - the 'Scandal-case', I suppose, eh?

Hope, you'll have fun, Katsy.

Careful, there - it's "Skandal", with a "k"...

Oops, sorry.

Hope, you will learn to be more tolerant in the future, Emily

Hey, hey... don't shoot the messenger; I was only trying to save you from the wrath and multiple exclamation marks from the Skandal-crazed Katsy...

"Hmpfh!"

*Emily buggers off to quietly sulk in a corner...*

*Emily decides she's not that sensitive really, so gets up and continues with her single-minded pursuit of cake. And custard. That's not really single-minded, is it? Doubled-minded pursuit then, if that is indeed possible...*

Well, that's nice you came out of that corner, Em...

Shall I pur you a Caipirinha, too, Emily?

Errr... no alcohol, is there? And, perhaps more importantly, does it come withan iced bun (white)?

Okay, no alc... So what about a homemade lemonade?

Err... what is an 'iced bun' (my English knowledge tells ne 'bun' should be something to eat?!)

Indeed, iced buns, ergo delicious bread-based prandials... hmmm... Everyone knows what an iced bun is, don't they? They're more bready than cakey, it must be said, with the exception of the eponymous icing, which is generally smeared over the top of said bun. In my cake-deprived state, I crave an iced bun... though I'm not too keen on pink icing, or green icing, or anything outlandish like that. Not that I've ever seen a green iced bun, but you never know these days. I walked past a bakery today and I had this ardent desire to go in and buy four iced buns (the emphasis on the four will be revealed at a later date).

Do I get one now?

Mmmmmmmm Iced buns
*makws a noncomital gester at the table and a plate of iced buns apper*
Now I think I will show everyone how foolish I am any one want to dance

"Hoooray!"

*Emily, sad, cake-deprived individual who was until about an hour ago feigning biology revision, swoops down and steals the iced buns as Bob, dancing his little heart away, is blissfully unaware of the ensuing theft*

*to emilys suprise the plate starts to refill itself and Bob has an evel grin on his face. He then winces as vince tying to play the bar tender and the theif plays compleatly the wrong cord*
Vince come here let me show you how it is done.
* bob walks over to the stadge and plays the song properly even with his arm in a cast*

*4 days to go......4 days to go......*

"twenty-four hours to go... twenty-four hours to go..."

*Emily, girl who has waited faithfully for four weeks and two days, eagerly anticipates the return of her lover... he'd better bloody phone... if he remembers the number... we've been going out long enough...*