h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* HE looks at his rather impressive table of items from the free standing recliner, to the lovely teapot, to cartons of scotch... *

Well !!! Thankyou all very much...

* HE unwraps the promised spectacular gift... *

By Golly !!! A real imitation, chinese sweatshop rendition of the Zax69 Nebula !!!

How did you know !!!

It has even got the 6 handmaidens who were shortly leave for the convent...!!!

His Parocial Harem !!!

- Simply, Chuffed.

Glad you like it.

*pops head in long enough to smile, and notice that GOD STILL hasn't tried on the fuzzy pink bunny slippers*

I think he should I think they would sout him
*leavs the room as fast as he possibly can*

*grimaces*
Fuzzy pink bunnies?
Zax, did you forget to take your medication again?

*glowers at the grins on the male Saints' faces*
What? Just cos I'm a girl I'm supposed to like fuzzy bunnies?

*Pokes his head round the door*
we dident say that but what is wrong with pink fuzy bunnies. I talk to them all the time but dont play poker with any of them because they chet to much

DARK GRAY: Hey! was is this GOD guy getting presents?

*glides through the door, around the crowd, and plonks small black empty box on table*

What do you give the person who has everything?

Something to put it in

Is that one of those botemless boxs because if it is not he is going to need a hell of a lot more.

LISA!!!
*grabs Lisa in a giant bear-hug*

It's been AGES!!

*releases her*

Nice present! maybe he'll put the bunnies in there...
if only he'd try them on...

Well we could always get him to play Poker with them and when he looses he will have to try them on.

~Don Alfredo walks in carrying a box with twelve bottles of the best Italian wine.~

Hello everyone, it was hard to get a good present therefore I went to my winecellar and took the best Chianti I had in stock.

AWwwww Zax, it's been eternity..

Bottomless box?! Who said it had to fit?

What is the meaning of a bottomless box. You can't carry anything it or it will fall down.
Or is it a magician's box where all the pretty ladies in disappaer. In that case it should be removed immediately or we will lose all the pretty women around here.

Ahhh but it isn't a bottomless box *picks it up and holds it horizontally for all to see* You see? It has a bottom. (ahem)

That makes me more comfortable Lisa. Come and join alicat and me at teh bar, we are just having a beer. You can have something else if you like.

*wanders over*
Thanks. Umm.. *looks sad* I guess I can't go wrong with an orange juice....

Why are you so sad Lisa? Is there anything I can do to cheer you up.
I can't stand people who are not looking happy.

Aww I guess there's no age limit to drinking in Heaven right?
*ponder ponder* Scrap the orange I'll have what you're having

SCREWDRIVER!