h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Emar: No, I'd say that they're more like those things from "Critters."

Anyone remember the fish wars?

Anyone actually enjoyed the fish wars?

*NYC, still on top of the bookcase, fends off the furballs gnashing at his legs*

They're from the holding cells in Affy's old holistic detective agency, that is, before it was blown to smithereens...

see? that one over there is called jonny...

*NYC points into the crowd*

That's right...GET OFFA MY HOME PAGE YOU JERKS!!!!

*Corrupt destroys the furballs with a large automatic weapon from NYC's stash. Then she turns to Sea and NYC*

Get OUT before I use this on YOU!!!!!!!!!

I had a stash? all this time I've ben stealing the weapons form the STUMPED armory... and MAKE me.

That speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Well, I enjoyed the fish wars. A bit.

Hey, Corrupt, you need help getting these people out of here? I feel violent today, as if the subject line didn't tell you enough.

*sea notices the cold-blooded murder of all her beloved pets and emits an ear-piercing scream*

[sea] corrupt!!!!!!!! you BITCH! DON'T KILL MY BABIES!!!!!!!!!

*sea starts to advance on corrupt for one heck of an ass-kicking, then decides to heal her fuzzies first. she heals each and every one, then tackles corrupt and makes sure she gives her two bright, shiny black eyes*

sounds like somebodys pissed, with good reason too

[damn right]

Oh, c'mon Sea. Next time, don't leave 'em all over my home page if you don't want them destroyed!

*NYC and evillene stare at the fiasco between sea and corrupt, then continue fighting*

*whap*

*crash*

*thud*

[sea] hmmph. i can understand that.

*sea gestures to the critters and they all swarm out of the forum*

[sea] sorry about the black eyes, corrupt.

*she gives corrupt an apologetic kiss on the cheek, and heals corrupt's black eyes*

[sea] all better. truce?

*sea holds out a hand*

*THUD*

*sea looks back to see two unconscious heaps on the floor looking rather worn out*

[sea] it's about time! you two've been fighting for more than two weeks!

*sea sighs and takes pity on NYC, and heals him with a kiss*

*sea feels absolutely no pity towards evillene- who can heal her own darned lazy self*

*evillene chooses to lay on the floor and moan instead*

*NYC snores softly. evillene would hit him, but that would require getting up*

*evillene gingerly reaches an arm in his direction, but decides he's too far away and gives up*

*sea giggles*

*evillene points at sea and sets her right boot on fire. sea promptly starts a rainstorm and puts it out, then kicks evillene, who groans*

[if NYC were awake, he'd kick evillene THEN put out the fire]