h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

might I go so far as to say that you're female, or is that saying too much?

kissie kissie? are you trying to imply something?!

[sea] kissy kissy? i wouldn't try to steal corrupt's man... even i'm not THAT evil.

[evillene] i am. but NYC isn't worth it.

I'm not WHAT? then just what do YOU have? let's see...
#1. in terms of intelligence, you're a blonde...
#2. in terms of looks, you're stark raving invisible.

*NYC sticks his tongue out at evillene*

*evillene glares at NYC and kicks him in the shin. HARD*

*evillene decides that comment deserves more than just one little bruise, so she tackles NYC and starts beating him up*

*smack*

*punch*

*kick*

*slap*

[NYC] and to think that you'd have to work EXTRA hard to get a date!

[evillene] and to think you're actually losing this fight!

*NYC dons his infra-red goggles* no longer!

*deck*

*cuff*

*slam*

[evillene] i HATE those things!!!

*evillene fights harder*

*smack* probably for *punch* the same *scratch* reason *kick* I love them!

*slap*

*crack*

*shove*

*evillene hits NYC. a strange "zonk" sound is heard*

*evillene and NYC stop fighting and stare at each other*

*evillene shrugs and they start fighting again*

*kapow*

YOU HEARD ME!!!! THIS IS **MY** PAGE, GO AWAY BEFORE I GET **REALLY** MAD!!!!!

*smack* and just *kick* what are you *slap* going *punch* to DO *scratch* about it?

*scream*

*shove*

*kick*

interesting, most interesting...................

[evillene] *slap* just try *kick* to *grunt* make us *smack* stop! *thud* even the *punch* krylma couldn't *scratch* stop *bite* us!!!

*sea rubs her temples*

[sea] sorry, corrupt. i can never control her... but you know how that goes...

what happens when you sleep?

[sea] they don't. trust me.

wow, I need some of their pills!

pills?! *crash* pills are for weenies! *smack*

*bash*

*slam*

*trip*

[sea] you guys.... seriously. you've been fighting for days. you're going to kill each other.

*evillene and NYC ignore her*

[sea] allright, fine!!!

*sea whistles and a flood of fuzzy creatures pour into the forum. sea points at the fighting and the fuzzies attack evillene and NYC. they stop fighting each other and start trying to get the fuzzies off of them*

*one particularly furry black one jumps at NYC. NYC ducks, and the furball connects with evillene's face*

[evillene] AAACK! gedditoffme!

*evillene takes the furball off her face and kicks it across the forum*

[sea] NOOoooo!!! jonny!

*sea tackles evillene. jonny remembers who he wanted to attack in the first place. NYC has managed to climb on top of a conveniently located bookshelf, and jonny repeatedly tries to jump up, unsuccessfully*

*Corrupt watches the ensuing action of sea vs. evillene, NYC and jonny, and a whole armada of multi-colored furry creatures ravaging her forum*

[corrupt] AAAAAAAARRRRGHH!!!

tribbles? Those little things on star trek?