h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no, it's not KL. It's me. What do you think of the bio? its...

somewhere...

umm...

I forget where it is. You know, though - you posted there...

Corrupt: Thanks, NYC...I guess.

Kudos: Corrupt, you have nothing to complain about. Look at MINE!!!! Look at that HORRENDOUS FOOTNOTE!!!!!! NYC, don't make me add you to my Really Really Annoying People That Must Be Destroyed list. I mean, lookit what I did to Happy Dude...I mean, Not-So-Happy-Frog.

*pulls Happy Frog out of his pocket*

Kudos: Oh, and by the way, you for got to mention my ability to see invisible objects! Why else would Evilene and I become allies...?

Corrupt, if you're not satisfied, tell me a better one, and I'll put it up there...

Kudos, it's your own fault for not wanting to be near HappyDude; had you said nothing, nobody would EVER have compared you to HappyDude... hehehe...

I love lording power over others... but being an ant isn't too fun...

Kudos: I'll turn you back into your normal self if you just CHANGE THAT FREAKING FOOTNOTE!!!!!!

*evillene feels a little ill after finding that kudos can see her*

[evillene] you're not going to tell anyone what i look like, right?

[sea] why do you not want anyone to see you? it's not like you're hideously ugly... in fact, you look just like--

*sea stops as evillene covers her mouth*

[evillene] *hisses* don't you EVEN say it!!!!

oh, I'm not an ant NOW...

Kudos: Actually, Evilene, I've kind of taken a liking to you.

Corrupt: WHAT???

WHAT???

is this some sort of conspiracy against me? three enemies are banding together...

*evillene blushes profusely*

[sea] WHAT?!

*Corrupt, Sea, and NYC are gaping as Kudos and Evilene get closer...and closer together...*

*speechless*

*sea stares, totally and utterly lost for comment*

*she finally manages three words*

[sea] that's... not.... good....

*NYC struggles to speak*

shhaahaaa.aa.a...sshhaaaaa....

so sea, wanna go get pizza?

*sea tears her eyes away from kudos and evillene*

[sea] sure, it will take my mind of this bizzarre turn of events...

*Corrupt runs after Sea and NYC*

Corrupt: Wait for me!!! I can't take this insanity!!!

[do i really have to post anything? i think the subject says it all...]

<...meanwhile, far away, Emar shudders with disgust...>

Emar: ...*nnnyuhuhuhuhuh*....

Zeb: What made you do that?

Emar: I...don't know. I felt a disturbance in the force, as if millions of H2G2 members cried out in shock, and suddenly vomitted.

Zeb: Eh, probably just another torrid affair...

[From 50000000000000000000 light years away]

DEAR GOD WHY????????

*evillene and kudos ingore them*

nyc, i know you're making kissie kissie with sea and everything, but atleast have the decency to remember three things: i'm psychotic, psychokenetic, and violent. that's all you have to say and it's much better than needs entry.