h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, it's that time of the year folks. Time to buy yourself a team of raw young recruits and battle it out for h2g2s famous crown. Please post here with a witty team name if you're interested.

B

Magwitch reporting for duty, sir

Usual team name.

Please tell me you're not going to bid for Bradley Wright-Phillips again this year?

B

Los Champignones will be returning to continue their mediocrity

I hope not! But you never can tell

I think perhaps I should point out that this is not a phone-in or online competition and that no prizes will be awarded.

B

Ill Return with a new team.

Svechester City.

I'm game. "We Want Ken Bates To Die A Painful Death Soon FC"

Count me in too. I'll go with an old favourite as a name - "Hardly Athletic".

Aye. Limited Resources again.

I'm in.

Team name: Insufficiently Belgian

Im in With a new team:Sam Uvur City

Indeed.

Organcheese Academicals.

Well, that's nine contestants already.

B

You can hardly call me a contestant

I think of myself as a participant, just making up the numbers.

Oi, Psycorp! That's my job

Count me in. I think I'll be 'Jail term for Joey Barton' this year, as a protest against his continuing presence on a pitch as opposed to behind bars.

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Is post 17 an intent to play, Desky, or just to heckle?

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Sign me up new Team Name: AFC Tevez

You can all guess what the AFC stands for and you'll be right whatever you come up with