h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would you like to be part of the fast-growing movement supporting The Celery for President? Sign up here!

We'll provide you with graphics and links to put on your page and inform you of urgent letter-writing needs which may arise.

Plus, you will receive invitations to special campaign parties!

}a pen moved by an unseen hand signs "Diogenes the Cat -- send correspondance c/o Odradek to the Aroma Cafe" to the sign-up{

Thanks for joining, Diogenes. I'll get you added to the list.

Too good to resist. I'm here to enlist!

Thanks for joining up, ox! You've been added to the list, and you'll be automatically informed when we have campaign parties or special events.

Thanks again.

Redbeard, Chief Policial Operative
Celery/Webjello 2000 Campaign

Just to inform everyone that both the Space Centre (A285653) and me personally support the Celery/Webjello!!

Welcome to the Celery/Webjello camp, Alien! Both you and the Space Centre have now been added to our list of supporters. It's great to have you with us!

Of course, you will receive a personal invitation to any upcoming campaign parties and special events.

Once again, thanks.

Hi!

I'm totally behind the celery

Liberty

All right, Liberty! It's great to have your support!

You've been added to our Friends of Celery/Webjello 2000 page, and there will be some special events coming up -- you will, of course, receive a personal invitation.

Spread the word. And thanks again.

Redbeard, Chief Political Operative
Celery/Webjello 2000

One for all and all for the Celery!!!

Celery for Prez!!

Thanks for joining us one-eye!
I've added your name to the Friends of Celery/Webjello 2000 page.

Everyone, don't forget to vote in the pre-election poll currently running at E Vibenstein's Big Probe:
http://www.h2g2.com/A218819

Gagdreek: Celery huh? Sure okay, he's got my vote. If you put me in a list could you just put me down as Gagdreek instead of putting all of our names that you see above.

Thanks Gagdreek! You've been added to the supporters page, and an engraved invitation for the upcoming supporters' dinner is being delivered to your home.

I pleased to announce my personal endorsement of Celery and Dolores. As proprietor of the brand new very nearly open 24-Seven Convenience Store at the Space Center, I'll be adding that endorsement on the organizations page.

Thanks Witty! You and the store have been added to the supporters page, and invitations for the party should be on the way to both your home and your store.

Don't forget folks... the press conference, dinner, and party starts tomorrow at http://www.h2g2.com/A404407

Hey there! I'm all for continuity, creations, and veggies and jello, so sign me up, despite my lateness. You guys seem like the nicest and most interesting canidates anyway.
And just call me Fruity, if you please.

Good to have you on board, Fruity!

I'll get you added to our supporters page shortly. It was fun seeing you at the party. Hope to hear the accordion soon.

join me up to! couple of questions tho': when's the election and who are the other candidates?

Thank you, Saint Angelwings! You've been added to our supporters' page at http://www.h2g2.com/A385698

The voting for the election starts August 20th.

Here's a list of the other candidates with links:
http://www.h2g2.com/A373907

Also check out on the bottom of that page for the scandals and rumours page, rogues gallery, and more.

Read the Post each week for news about the campaign.
http://www.h2g2.com/U54963

Hope this helps.

- Redbeard, Chief Political Operative
Celery/Webjello 2000
http://www.h2g2.com/A383267

Thanks! While I'm here, I'd like to apologise in advance for whatever this interfering sod does..........

*pushes fowards what looks to be a life-sized barbie doll, but is actually Trixibelle Flagherty, former beautician at St Angelwings' Health Spa. You really don't wanna know how she managed to get herself fired within two days*

Trixibelle Flagherty: Okay, so I'd like to be part of the,like, campaign staff, or something?

*due to the fact that Trixibelle has no real brain to speak of, she has an annoying tendency to end each sentence as if it's a question*

I'm really sorry to do this to you, but I really didn't know what else to do with her. Having said that, sex sells, and as she looks like a life-sized Barbie doll, she can hardly do the campaign any harm, so long as someone keeps an eye on her.......