h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmm, garnish of choice .... *deliberating hard* ... no. I get BarBot to take care of all that.

*Gestures towards the big purple squidlike robot behind the bar.*

He's harmless!

* HE enters peering around intently, failing utterly to catch Chrome's gaze... *

* HE carries with him a clipboard & pen ticking off things as HE goes... *

* HE moves over towards the bar pushing his way past a non-plussed barman. HE runs his hand along the wall frame runner and a slight impish look over takes him... *

* HE intently stares over the bottles lining the well stocked bar and a pensive look transforms his face... *

* HE then glides past the gaping Chrome heading for the upstairs... *

- Moving In Mysterious Ways.

*shouts after him*

It's BarBot, my good man. You may be a god, but that doesn't excuse you from reading the small amount of backlog we have here.

*mutters* Gods ... who do they think they are, with their holier-than-thou attitude...

* HE comes stomping back in with a builders tape, HE starts bending down & people seated near start to whince as ancient bones go 'crick'... *

* HE starts sizing up the ceiling area whilst mubbling to himself... *

* HE goes over to the barman in the collective non-gender, non-robotic sense... *

* ...and orders a whiskey. HE sizes up the clarity, cleanliness, measure, colour, proof, fingermarks, dandruff, watering down & finally taste... *

* ...and turns to Chrome *

Alright, I was looking to hold one of the Official Angel Parties somewhere. Although, the room might need to be lengthened a little...

...but, if the prices are competitive, I'll just leave some of the more undesirable angels at home !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

*takes out a tortoise shell compact, re-applies scarlet lipstick*

*nibbles on olive*

*Notices that Witty Moniker seems quite unfazed by the sight of God in the Lounge Bar. It probably happens to a groovy chick like her all the time...*

*While seeming to appear quite unfazed by the sight of God in the Lounge, she does has some concern as to the effect an angel party may have on the noir atmosphere here.*

Chrome, do you think ~He~ will insist that the lights be turned up?

*Thinks... 'cool as a cucumber' is a more period appropriate description than 'groovy'. Sips her martini.*

Well, I gather that a separate page is usually the deal with these matters.

A separate thread will probably suffice.

no lights in here. Let Angels have noir party. Only wear white wings. *signals barbot for another ginger ale with two cherries*

*Hears odd sounds from the ballroom. Goes to investigate*

*returns from ballroom while tucking a small hankie-wrapped item into her purse*

Barbot: The usual, please.

heh heh heh
*comes in from ballroom still laughing*
barbot ginger ale with two cherries
heh heh heh

Witty lady what you having?

Maybe angels with black wings. Have halloween party for angels here!

*takes martini (w/4 olives) from barbot*

What's tickling you, Styx?

heh heh heh I remember a movie A Shot in the Dark. Strange entities running back and forth in the night.
Just like that here!
heh heh heh hffff *bubbles go up nose*
*dunks cherry more carefully and nibbles*

*Mazroj enters. Not in his usual way of appearing in a puff of smoke, but just by walking in. He is, however, still wearing his usual robe and pointed hat.*

*He looks bewildered.*

Mazroj: I do not unerstand this place with all these strange beings. Who has enchanted this rat? Or is it a man changed into a rat?

No, it's just a rat.

I'm afraid I'll be on holday for the next couple of weeks, so I leave the hotel in the capable hands of ... well, anyone who's capable.
Bye everyone!

*Leaves.*

lol, need a hankie, Styx? I never saw that movie. But it brings 'Murder by Death' to mind.

Mazroj, I have 2 words for you... blind acceptance.

Bye, Chrome. Have a good time.

*sneezes and nods to Chrome as he goes*

*looks at magician red eyes glowing* Get used to it. Styx is a regular, heh heh heh