A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool

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Post 41

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No.
Oh, alright.


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Post 42

Perfectly Normal Beast

Oooooooohhhhhhh, gimme gimme gimme.
Well if I don't get tree shaped sones then I should atleast get some of that tasty ice cream, even better if you could get that in a chocolate tree cone, I'd pay you lots of money.


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Post 43

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Ah-HA!
*struggles with an enormous chocolate tree which he procedes to fill with orange chocolate ice cream*
How's that then?


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Post 44

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

don't be using it all up too quickly
I do have to have some time off you know


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Post 45

Baldrick

Vote for ME and I'll get mass-production of those.


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Post 46

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

That means I will not be voting for you
good home made ice cream is not mass produced


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Post 47

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Right, I've had enough of this.
*erects sign reading "Please do not mention the presidential election as a smack in the mouth often offends"*
This is now a politics free zone.


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Post 48

Fashion Cat

ooo.... EV. can I have a politics free Ice cream please.... you know, nice and creamy, and with a flake please?


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Post 49

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*looks suspiciously at the suffix of Fashion Cat's name* This isn't a trick, is it?


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Post 50

Perfectly Normal Beast

I don't like politics. Although I would make a good politition; I can lie excellently and am very sincere *strokes his chin at that*.
Looks at the tree, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thanks EV. Starts with a tentative nibble but is reduced to eating like a very hungry perfectly normal beast in the middle of a drought with an empty stomach. Its sooooo tasty!


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Post 51

Perfectly Normal Beast

*moments later*
Get another?


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Post 52

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Blimey!
*struggles with another as above which he can't be bothered typing out again*


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Post 53

Bluebottle

Perhaps you should chop anyone who mentions politics into little peices and make fishfingers out of them?

Can I have a fishfingerless ice-cream, please?


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Post 54

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*picks up large cleaver* I hope that's not a political statement in your name, BB.


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Post 55

Perfectly Normal Beast

Eats his ice-cream, gets fat, eats more and wins lots of awards.


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Post 56

Hopelessly Paranoid

oooh, I'd like a nice s & m ice please...((wait for it))...

...is Mr. Whippy about... ((ho ho ho ho hum... smiley - tongueout))


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Post 57

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*honks comedy horn*


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Post 58

Bluebottle

A Bluebottle by any other name is not political...

Having a name and saying "VOTE FOR ME" in a forum are different - I am not saying "VOTE FOR ME" in forums, so I am not being political.

Can I have an ice-cream that doesn't drip?


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Post 59

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Of course you can! *pushes BB into freezer* It won't drip in there.


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Post 60

Bluebottle

EV - first you poison DD, and now you are trying to freeze me to death! I think that you are in the pay of Baldrick afterall!


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