A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 14, 2000
Yes, would you like them on top of the ice cream or in a separate container?
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Psycho- Therapist Posted Jul 14, 2000
Each crouton in a strawberry and garlic frosted cone please, if it's not too much trouble. I like the tunes your ice-cream van plays, got any Nirvana?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 14, 2000
It is actually playing Nirvana, you just can't recognise it because the jangly thing sounds so bloody awful.
Advertising, Baldrick? Explain yourself...
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Baldrick Posted Jul 15, 2000
If you vote for me I'll make the ice-cream service my official supplier - and advertise you in many, many forums. the cost? one vote. and a declaration of such on your name. also, fix my shift key!
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 15, 2000
Can't we have a few neutral places where politics is not mentioned around here? It is, afterall, a waterworks, and water cannot vote.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 15, 2000
Well, now, you see, the problem is, I have to remain impartial because I'm running the opinion poll.
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Perfectly Normal Beast Posted Jul 15, 2000
*Bangs his head on a tree to see what happens*
Ouch.
Can I have chocolate ice-cream in a chocolate flavoured tree please.
Note my new obsession with trees!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 15, 2000
Um, I don't have any chocolate flavoured trees, or indeed trees of any flavour. Sorry.
So what happened when you banged your head on the tree?
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Perfectly Normal Beast Posted Jul 16, 2000
The ouch states what happened, I hurt myself. I then also found my new obsession with trees come to light.
No trees of any flavour, thats a shame, maybe you should get your supplier on the case of finding chocolate tree cones.
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Baldrick Posted Jul 16, 2000
Vote for me and I'll start a research project into developing tree-shaped ice cream cones.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 17, 2000
*wanders along behind B with pad and paper, wondering exactly how to fit all these promises into a mission statement*
*groan* I dont suppose you have any ice-creams which remove stress do you EV?
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 17, 2000
I thought all ice-cream removed stress by being a fundamental comfort food?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 17, 2000
BB is absolutely correct on that point.
*hands FC an enormous ice cream*
I could crumble some prozac into it if you like?
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 17, 2000
Could I have a prozacless ice-cream please? How about one with smarties in?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 17, 2000
I suppose the effect is much the same...
*hands BB a prozacless ice cream with smarties in*
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jul 17, 2000
delivery of jaffa cake orange chocolate icecream
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 17, 2000
Ooh, splendid.
*helps himself to jaffa cake orange chocolate ice cream*
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- 21: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 14, 2000)
- 22: Psycho- Therapist (Jul 14, 2000)
- 23: Baldrick (Jul 14, 2000)
- 24: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 14, 2000)
- 25: Baldrick (Jul 15, 2000)
- 26: Bluebottle (Jul 15, 2000)
- 27: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 15, 2000)
- 28: Perfectly Normal Beast (Jul 15, 2000)
- 29: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 15, 2000)
- 30: Baldrick (Jul 16, 2000)
- 31: Perfectly Normal Beast (Jul 16, 2000)
- 32: Baldrick (Jul 16, 2000)
- 33: Fashion Cat (Jul 17, 2000)
- 34: Bluebottle (Jul 17, 2000)
- 35: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 17, 2000)
- 36: Bluebottle (Jul 17, 2000)
- 37: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 17, 2000)
- 38: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jul 17, 2000)
- 39: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 17, 2000)
- 40: Bluebottle (Jul 18, 2000)
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