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The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 1

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

So there was I, dripping wet, waiting to be served in the Post Office.
Got my stamps, proceeded to a desk to stick stamps to envelopes without them sticking elsewhere, to find the desk is being used by a couple.
Noticed the woman giving her stamps to the man, who licked them and gave them back to her for sticking on the envelopes.
Good teamwork.smiley - smiley
I couldn't help remarking, "That's what I miss about my husband most, his tongue."
It was only when the people still queueing for their stamps started sniggering and giggling that I realized just what I'd said and exited the place cheeks blazing.

smiley - blush


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 2

Beatrice

Yes, they are a verstaile appendage smiley - tongueout

Wayhay! We have the perfect smilie!


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 3

Toccata

smiley - laugh


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 4

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

this falls in catogary:
"did I say out loud?"
or
"warn people about eaten sandwich on the ground"

smiley - bigeyes


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 5

Ormondroyd

smiley - tongueout


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 6

Kaz

I bet some of those customers giggled about that all day and passed it on as well! Think how you brightened their day! You naughty thing you!smiley - winkeye


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 7

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - tongueoutsmiley - biggrin Last time I got stamps they were smiley - weird self adhesive things smiley - huhsmiley - erm


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 8

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

smiley - rofl That's just the sort of thing I usually get myself into smiley - rofl


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 9

taliesin

smiley - rofl

A veritable 'lapsus linguae', no less!

smiley - laugh


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 10

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

I nominate GB as cunning linguist of the week!smiley - bubblysmiley - gift

turvysmiley - winkeye


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 11

Beatrice

Now there's a title that can't be licked!

I second that emulsion...smiley - cheerup


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 12

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

smiley - winkeye

Fantastic. smiley - winkeye

I love it... smiley - winkeye Hee hee hee....


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 13

tom

smiley - rofl

Sorry I've not been on recently. With posts of that quality I must reassess priorities smiley - biggrin


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 14

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

lol nicely done


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 15

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

I must admit I prefer the peelable sticky stamps, they don't make you ~shudder~

currently the new first class stamps look like an envelope with a penny black in the corner, 2legs. Celebrating 160 years of post, I think...but they taste awful.


Cunning linguist of the weeksmiley - rofl

smiley - blush


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 16

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

warning a smiley - sillysmiley - yuk joke

Galaxy Babe may be you can get tongue from the Butcher.


did not say I warned you!
like we say here a warned person counts for double!


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 17

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

GB sweetheart smiley - grovel on present form, don't go asking anyone for cooked meats smiley - laugh


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 18

taliesin

Why don't they use flavoured glue on stamps? They could have smiley - choc, smiley - strawberry and even smiley - coffee, for starters...

smiley - tongueout


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 19

Researcher 159112

GB that made me laugh! Made my day in fact. smiley - cheerssmiley - biggrin

flavoured glue...good idea!


The only thing I miss is his tongue

Post 20

Lady Scott

The US has gone to using self-sticking stamps, almost exclusively.

smiley - ermI miss the engraved texture and intricate details in the old stamps.


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