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Post 981

Uncle Heavy [sic]

And what is that meant to mean? And I wouldnt really describe it as acting, so much as 'gagging'

Oh, and Zeb, remember who has the big iron ball. Oh, go on.

*drops ball. breaks foot. draws rapier*

On guard!


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Post 982

Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!)

Zeb: Haw-ho... so, the silly-pants k-nnnnn-iggg't wishes to duel?! Ce la vie! You must know you can nevair defe-yat mah flashing steel and mah ridi-culous ak-cent!



Zeb: Hmmmmmmmm...

<...With his free hand, Zeb pulls on his snout-fur as if it were a moustache...>


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Post 983

Dizzy H. Muffin

[watches]


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Post 984

Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396)


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Post 985

Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!)

Zeb: EeeeeeeYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH...!!


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Post 986

soeasilyamused, or sea

rotflmao


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Post 987

Uncle Heavy [sic]

*the swords clench, quivering with the pressure each duelist is using. They glare at eachother, teeth bared*

Quoth UH: Ha! A commoners sword against a gentleman's steel could hardly be considered equal contest

*with supreme strength, UH pushes Zeb away. He quickly follows up with a lunge*


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Post 988

Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!)



Quoth Zeb(in answer to UH): Neithair ees a stup-eed English-a-Type's against ze steel of ze Frrrrrrr-ench!!


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Post 989

Dizzy H. Muffin

[YK takes a straw out of his pocket. He takes off the paper, scrunches it up, and stuffs it into one end of the straw. He then puts the other end in his mouth and blows. The scrunched-up paper goes flying out of its end and hits Zeb in the ear]


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Post 990

Uncle Heavy [sic]

*UH reaches round and cuffs YK,l in between dodging Zebs lunges.*

Never interupt a duel, especially between gentlemen.

*UH barges Zeb with his shoulder, frees his sword, and leaps onto a nearby chandelier*


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Post 991

HappyDude

*burp*..?


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Post 992

Dizzy H. Muffin

[YK] I don't remember a single damn thing about this thread. [exit, or possibly exeunt]


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Post 993

HappyDude

I'm just wondering how much longer UH can keep hold of the chandelier ?


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Post 994

Uncle Heavy [sic]

its been nine months, dammit, and im not letting go yet


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Post 995

HappyDude

maybe we should grease the chandelier ..?


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Post 996

Uncle Heavy [sic]

my muscles have seized up


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Post 997

HappyDude

hmm... maybe a job for the <smiley - tickleingStick™> ?


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Post 998

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

most certainly is!


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Post 999

HappyDude

*way hay* smiley - smiley

:: lunges ::


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Post 1000

Uncle Heavy [sic]

arg!

*falls down*

i think my myuscles have atrophied...i cant move


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