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*lies utterly still in the throes of muscular atrophy*

launches a +4 attack on UH

.....

That's it, happy, torture him while he's helpless!
Let's see...insert rocket A into tube B, pull trigger C...
*tosses instruction book over her shoulder, takes aim at Chibi.
Fires .

never under estimate the power of the 'Tickleing Stick™'

ly

[[Ex-Rambling misses Chibi-YK with his Rocket Launcher attack.]]

[Chibi-YK had plenty of time to get beyond the Maximum Error Ratio thingummy for him for the rocket launcher, as Ex-Rambling put it together. But, hey, this is a chibi we're talking about! Maximum evade, minimum defense! If it /had/ connected, he would have been completely defeated! Instead, he pulls out his F-Buster, sets it to a Robot Master he had defeated, and fires ... another !]

[[Chibi-YK misses Ex-Rambling with his Overcompensation attack.]]

*Gets out two SMGs from Parasite Eve, you know, the gun you had to use game shark codes to get.*
You're not the only that uses video game weaponary, YK!
*Sprays the entire battlefield with ammo.*

Hide, HappyDude, Hide!
AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

double ²

Die, HappyDude, DIE!!!!

I'm out of ammo.
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Why do I keep forgeting to reload!?!
*Bangs head against wall.*

*IST turns his head, glareing at HappyDude. His eyes are glowing red.*

THERE IS NO ESCAPE, HAPPYDUDE!!!
*Gets out his "Feel Good" ray.*

james brown here I come

*Blasts HappyDude with the feel good ray thus putting him in a lot of pain, the kind of pain he doesn't like.*

Wo! I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
Wo! I feel good, I knew that I wouldn't of
I feel good, I knew that I would