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squeeze my sweaty tickle patch

*from a crumpled heap on the floor* It would depend on the second choice.
*pulls out bicycle pump, re-inflates self. Watches YK deflect the attack.*
Not bad.

*Fires a HUGE blast at YK, it stops in its tracks...*
I need to recharge my batteries...

hmm...

There you are!
*Runs over to HappyDude beats him to a bloody pulp.*

[gets blown backwards]

[YK] [fast, before he hits the wall behind him] Youspecifytheattackandpotentialeffectsnotwhetherornotithits[WHAM]

ow

Now, it's your turn, YK.
*Charges YK slashing at him with two swords.*

[YK is using his lightsaber. And you're using swords? Oh my. I think you need to get some new swords to replace the ones YK just sliced to bits.]

Alright.
*Gets out two Flame Sabres, and attacks YK.*

Aye, thats the spirit!

[bestows a +5 on the fire damage of the swords]

Thanks, Yo.

[YK] Bring it ONNNNNNN!

[YK arms the other blade of his lightsaber (Yes, he has a double-bladed one!) and begins countering the two flamesabers.]

neat

*Continues to attack YK.*
I'm gonna hurt you, YK!

[YK] [jumps back out of range] Heh! Can you defeat my propellor technique? En garde! [begins spinning his lightsaber around like a propellor and charges at IST]

Of course I can!
*IST jumps VERY high into the air.*
Big Bang Attack!!!

[YK waits a second, lightsaber still ready to deflect whatever IST does next.]

[YK] Well??