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The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 18, 2001
[YK, who, being a Jedi, sensed Zeb's agression, shoved the shrew off of him before he could reach his lungs. He now gives Zeb one of the nose-mouth-breathing things and lets him do with it what he will; YK, however, swims off like an ostrich out of Belgium]
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 18, 2001
[OOC] LOL Zeb! A true comic genius! [OOC]
*stands up briefly*
Hey! Gimme back my pituitary!
*collapses*
hold on - they're at the back. musta gone in deeper than I thought...
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jan 18, 2001
Zeb: I'm NOT?!! Oh, yeah, that's right... but then what do I do with this Sea-Soviet I started while I was hallucinating?
<...Sea-Soviet...?>
Zeb: Yeah... I formed the borders out of coral and everyhting. Took me hours, especially the part about uniting the workers...who turned out to be lobsters.
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 18, 2001
[Something like this happened in the Saving the Galaxy forum. Two narrators got into an argument with each other.]
[Oh. Sorry. 
]
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 18, 2001
*Hands back a bloody gland to UH*
"Oh OK, I was just keeping it as a souvenier"
Poetry Woman 
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 19, 2001
[YK swims away from Zeb. As he gets farther away, he sees a dark shape in the water up ahead]
[YK] Huh? Uh-oh.
[It is a sea-serpent the size of a mansion. Its head vaguely resembles that of Homer Simpson, its mouth that of Gyarados, and the rest is generic snake-with-spines-going-down-its-back. Its entire body is colored ultramarine.]
[Ultramarine] Ah-ha!
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 19, 2001
Thanks. I needed that.
*collapses*
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jan 19, 2001
Zeb(looking at serpent): What th-... Where the hell did THAT come from, and what does it have to do with this battle?!
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 19, 2001
Poetry Woman yells out "I need sterile garments and a stretcher, STAT! And cross-match me some blood!"
She masks, gowns and gloves, a 
stands beside her over UH.
"Oh, UH, you don't want to go to the First Aid posts and have a professional do this, do you?"
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 20, 2001
[YK] I dunno! He's supposed to be in a game I intend to make in the future!!
[Ultramarine] Oh yeah ... [vanishes in a puff of logic]
[MEANWHILE]
[Mackenzie casts a healing spell on UH. She doesn't know exactly how it goes about healing people, but it /is/ a healing spell, and it seems at first to be working]
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) Posted Jan 20, 2001
[Mewtwo] }Things seem to be improving slightly.{
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jan 20, 2001
Zeb(moseying along): As long as I've got free time, I might as well think up a clever strategy to defeat everyone when I get back... hmmmmm... clever strategy... lessee...
Zeb: ...Ah, screw it. Maybe I'll get lucky and be transformed into a giant monster by an undersea thermonuclear test.
<...Zeb continues walking in the general direction of the UK (or it's H2G2 equivalent)...>
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 20, 2001
no...PW...I'll be fine...here. Dont...exert yourself...for me...its only a flesh wound
King Arthur: No it isn't! your whole arm's off!
UH: I've had worse
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 20, 2001
LOL
[YK starts swimming toward wherever the hell the battle is taking place.]
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 20, 2001
Poetry Woman peers at bits of UH that you should never be able to see from the outside. "Hm; oooooooooookay. You sure? Because you know, it's no trouble"
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 20, 2001
[Mackenzie] Hm, my spell seems to be coming apart.
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 20, 2001
yaaay for monty python!
*sea considers healing UH for a moment- after all, this battle isn't REALLY stumped and choppers affiliated, it was SUPPOSED to be a free-for- all... then decides to wait and see what happens*
*time passes. sea gets bored. she tackles NYC*
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 21, 2001
[YK materializes, looking startled]
[YK] Er, thanks, Mackenzie.
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jan 21, 2001
Driver: Yeah, ok... we got 5 tons of MiscellaneousCrapDredgedFromTheSeabed(tm). Where do youse guys want it?
Driver: ...Time's-up! Five-Second Rule(tm) says I now gets to CHOOSE where to dump it myself.
Zeb(gasping for air): GAAA!... huh-huff... huh... huff... WHY DON'T SHRIMP COMPANIES *FIX* THOSE DAMN NETS?!! Geez! I'm going to lobby the EPA to make ShrEDS (SHRew Excluding Devices) Mandatory, to protect my species!
Zeb: Oh, hey. Now THIS is a piece of good news. 'Guess it pays to be able to bribe those shipping-boys. Okay, I hope you're all ready for action, 'cause ZEB IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EV-...******Hck-AAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK****!!....
<...Zeb coughs out a sea urchin...>
Zeb(rubbing throat):...ow.
The Climactic Duel - is back on?
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 21, 2001
rotflmao
*sea continues fighting NYC for no reason other than extreme boredom*
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- 944: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 18, 2001)
- 945: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 18, 2001)
- 946: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 19, 2001)
- 947: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 19, 2001)
- 948: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jan 19, 2001)
- 949: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 19, 2001)
- 950: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 20, 2001)
- 951: Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) (Jan 20, 2001)
- 952: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jan 20, 2001)
- 953: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 20, 2001)
- 954: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 20, 2001)
- 955: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 20, 2001)
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- 957: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jan 20, 2001)
- 958: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 21, 2001)
- 959: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jan 21, 2001)
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