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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 13, 2001
I eat the red ones if it helps?
Is ultimate frisbee the one which allows kneecapping, provided it is done with a blade of no more than 24 inches in length? Or kis it the one which can only be played with chainsaws?
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jan 13, 2001
Those are both cool house rules, but the basic idea of the game is Rugby played with a frisbee instead of a ball, and where no player possessing the frisbee may run more than three steps; Passing the frisbee from player to player is the only way to move it downfield and score.
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jan 13, 2001
how big IS dimmy?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 13, 2001
*Don't worry, I got down here OK, but next time, please make sure the airlock covers are more tightly fixed, hmm? Anyone less super than me wouldn't have been able to survive explosive decompression...*
Can we play the version with the camoflaged mantraps and personal tazers? And how do you know what rugby is?
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jan 13, 2001
< From beyond the collapsed farmhouse, there is a titanic flash... Suddenly, Dimmy can be seen skidding backwards on his feet, as he is struggling to hold back a massive bolt of telekinetic power launched by Mewtwo. The blast continues to shove him back towards the rest of the group...>
Dimmy: Grilllllled Maaaaah-hiiiiii .... Maaaaahhh-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 13, 2001
*sea dodges the flying jellybeans*
[sea] you think i THROW the jellybeans i LIKE? ha! no! i KEEP the good ones, and throw the yellow, black, green... the yucky ones.
that WAS this forum, wasn't it? i'm so lost!!!!
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jan 14, 2001
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Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) Posted Jan 14, 2001
[Mewtwo, enraged that Zeb is IRL having his character do something, blasts energy at Dimmy anyway.]
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jan 14, 2001
*bursts out laughing then falls over*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 14, 2001
[YK] I'm feeling a bit left out.
[Nelson punches him in the gut]
[Nelson] Haw-haw!
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jan 14, 2001
Dimmy's Wristwatch: BEEPbeepBEEP.
Dimmy(looking at watch): Yay, lunchtime.
Dimmy(running back to the drop-pod): It's lunchtime sir... yay, lunchtime...
Zeb(watching him run past): HEY! Dimmy, get back here! You can't just quit a power fight in the middle of everything! You have to finish Mewtwo for me!
Dimmy(ignoring him): ....Lunchtime, lunchtime... la la la...
Zeb: Wait! You have to finish the battle here! What about MEWTWO'S blast, when it breaks down yours over-...
<Zed points toward Mewtwos position across the field, where the psychic creature has finally managed to smash through the barrier of energy in Dimmy's absence...
Zeb:-...there...
Zeb: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh boy...
Zeb(as he is blasted over the horizon...): ....(*assorted Yosemite Sam swearings*)!!!!!!
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jan 14, 2001
*bursts out laughing again*
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jan 14, 2001
in light of some, erm information, I am leaving h2g2, good night people
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 14, 2001
*sea is slightly curious, goes to slatfatf's user page for explanation*
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Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Jan 14, 2001
[Death Avocado] Woah woah woah...could someone just briefly summarise the rules here?
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 14, 2001
[sea] rules? what rules? allright, there's ONE rule: keep to continuity, /whenever possible/.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 14, 2001
Aw 
, we'll miss you slatfalf
Poetry Woman peers at the last jellybean. It's black, so she pockets it. "Right sea..."
She cranks up the Poetry Beam
"Minion of evil meet your doom,
You shall never ever leave this room.
Never ever ever, I say,
Say your prayers, you die today"
Poetry Woman looks at the poetry Beam, rather impressed.
"Hey, I LIKED that one.
Poetry Woman 
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