h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmm... no, its not no and no one could confuse it as such.

*wonders if anyone will notice*

*hands out treats, now with messages inside*

They've already passed 30k

Ooh treats...*opens*

Did I hear someone say treats?

Something here does not compute.

If they're really treats, shouldn't
the messages inside be blank?

Yes, of course..

which is why I didn't mention any messages in my treats? Yeah, that sounds like a good excuse...

The treats' messages contain sections of various buddhist texts, reduced down for your enjoyment.

Here, mine says: "There is suffering, there is the cause of suffering, there is the cessation of suffering, there is the way of the cessation of suffering"

What does yours say? *peers over LS's shoulder*

Kinda hard to read......

*puts on glasses*

Oh,yes, now I see...... it says......





















"Don't believe what any of these messages say. They're all nonsense."




*shrug*

which is also the exact text of the preface written by jesus to Mark's gospel, which was removed by the church

The message in my treat says:
"Now that you've had your treat,
go back and lie on your bed of nails."

Mine says...

"drink more beer. You're too depressed this tipsy".

Can't quibble that, can I?

I *can* quibble, but it would take
more energy than I've got.

Oh...*hugs*

* looks over Lady S's shoulder expecting to see a Pier *

Mine reads: "Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional."

*opens another and reads the quote*

"The future is just the past come back to haunt you"

*opens one*

"Psst! The Vedas really *are* true!"

Even Darth Veda?

COOL!!!! YAY!!!

*slowly opens hers and reads it...

"Notice: You owe $1.32 in late charges at the library"*

AHHHHHHH!!!!