h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*has a closer look at Phil and his music selection.*
Hmmm, Bros, Duran Duran.....

I can explain. Honest I can.

*Quickly changes the music to...
Double Dutch, Malcom McLaren*

*Gets out 2 skipping ropes*
Just looking after them for a friend I suppose?

I was young and foolish then, I'm old and foolish now

[Mew, with an SEP field, flies into the room and ruins the effectiveness of the SEP by landing on the piano keys and jumping up with a squeak of alarm at the noise the piano produces]

A piano player do you do requests for songs as well!

A tap-dancing pianist? Genius!

And they're a Pokemon too. My goodness, this genetic breeding is getting out of hand...

Necr

[Mew speaks telepathically to Necro]

}NO, I did that accidentally. I am, in fact, the original one, and Mewtwo was made from me. Get it? Mew ... MewTWO.{

[floats into the piano and starts unscrewing one of the strings]

Hey! I like Duran Duran!! Sort of....

The had sort of a nice image, Simon LeBon's yacht and all that. Shame he managed to sink the thing Now he tries his hand at motor racing (bikes I think), more expensive toys to crash!

[Mew almost finishes unscrewing the piano string, but stops just short because he senses danger completing the action]

*Unfortunately though the tension in the string makes it slip and manages to tangle Mew in horrible mess.*

Need some help there Mew?

Nah, I think he probably has some sort of power that dissolves metal. Actually, he looks rather too tangled up. Here, let me help you.

*casts a spell on the piano and turns it all to rotten mush*

Necr

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand,
Just like that river dancing through the dusty land....

[The "Mew" in the tangled -- er, mesh, vanishes and Mew's giggle is heard from across the room]

Honestly, I don't know, you expend magical energy to help someone out, and it turns out to be a hologram in the end. You keep doing that! And flitting between hot tub and disco, projecting hologramatic Mews all over the place. Young pokemon these days, they have no respect for their power, no restraint...

LOL,

Necr

[full-blown laugh]

Was what I wrote funny, or are you just laughing at me?

LOL,

Necr

[giggles and flies away to see something more interesting: a ball of yarn]

That was a touch catty...

LOL,

Necr