h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Only knows the chorus, has no idea what bruno's solo bit sounds like*

Fame!

Nor do I but I just wanted to show some knowledge, and dream of having hair.

Talking of fame

When will I, will I be famous!

Quckly ducks back into the shadows after realising what he's just admitted to remembering

Drop the Boy, drop the Boy.

Way hey, I'm a man.

Quickly heads off in pursuit of Phil to find out where he's hiding, so he can sit it out as well.

Sneaks back out and puts I want To Be Adored on and starts a some serious shoegazing as well as hoping his credibility wasn't totally ruined by the last request

No just reputation for having taste in music

*Takes Phil's picture to put in the paper*

Drat I was caught!

Hey, what about an h2g2 mix of 'I'm a believer'? You know, kind of like this:

"And then I saw this place,
Now I'm a researcher.
Not a trace,
Of thought in my mind.
I am drunk, yeeaah,
And I'm at a party
For the first birthday
Of the Guide."

You all know the tune. Now let's link up the karaoke and belt it out. All of us, yeah! Tens of thousands of people. What? We only have one microphone? Well, I'll stand in the middle and the rest of you can all shout...

Necr

Can you not just do it and we'll get the BBC radiophonics workshop to do some effect on it, like the world about to end.

No need to. My singing is so bad that all you need do is pull the plug...

Necr

And then imagine with us all singing along....
wow....
no whole piece of glassware left on earth....

*has a quick check that the tank walls are made of perspex*

Oh good!!
Good thinking of you to check that!

We could all be one huge tribute band to Disaster Area! Yeah! Rock on, dudes!

Sorry. My heartfelt apologies for the above embarrassment. I just got carried away. It...it won't happen again. For a while.

Necr

Look now, look all around,
there's no sign of life.
Voices and other sounds,
can you hear me now?
Oh, oh, This is planet earth.

Are you having a go at me?

I ask merely for the information.

Necr

No I just decided that some new tunes were needed to try and keep this party alive.

The boy (I think, but then I always mess up on internet (concerning a person's sex anyway))is right!
M U S I C !!