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Jeltzs Cafe
Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Aug 21, 2000
*stops pounding Jester- either for not telling her what she's done or for making fun. He hasn't had a chance to say yet...*
Ok, this is no fun if you won't spill...
*hops over the bar and fixes FC her coffee, and gets herself a mochachino, since Jeltz seems to have vanished*
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Aug 22, 2000
Okay, I'll spill FC's coffee.
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 23, 2000
Jester!!!! *sends some of the spilt coffee flying in his direction* 
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Aug 24, 2000
Ooh! Hot!
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 4, 2000
Hey, what happened to my coffee surprise?!?
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Sep 8, 2000
Good Lord, this place is kind of dead, isn't it?
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 11, 2000
Maybe that's because we CAN'T GET A DRINK and so everyone has died of thirst.
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JOTD: Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Sep 11, 2000
Oh, in that case...
*hops over the counter*
I guess Jeltz won't mind 
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 12, 2000
Maybe you can get me my coffee surprise, then
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JOTD: Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Sep 12, 2000
*After a long day of trying to work out how not to give herself some serious burns with the cappucino machine, and what the exact blend of coffee and chocolate is when constructing an iced mocha, Tweet hands over Jester's coffee surprise*
*grins*
Well, you're not allowed to be British and good at fast food. I've got the service with a smile bit down though...
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 13, 2000
Maybe you can give me some *other* service with a smile, hmmmmmmm?!?
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Sep 13, 2000
*raises an eyebrow and lets a smile play across her lips*
Certainly sir...
*leans over*
*her head disappears*
*a moment passes*
...
*pops back up from under the counter and passes Jester a muffin*
There you go- enjoy
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Prosthethnic Vogon Jeltz (P.S of Poetic Liscence) Posted Sep 14, 2000
*An elevator misteriously appears in Jeltz's Cafe*
HIM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*The elevator opens and reaveals...*
Tweety: JELTZ!
Jeltz: Dah. Yah. Thas me.
Tweety: What happened?
Jeltz: I was walking away from Masked Dudes Headquarters and was caught by... HIM!
*thunder*
*gasps*
Tweety: Wow.
Jeltz: well better get back to work Dah.
Tweety: No jeltz. You go to sleep. You need it.
*Jeltz lays down and starts to sleep*
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Sep 14, 2000
*covers him over with a blanket*
*drinks 6 cups of espresso*
*begins to vibrate gently...*
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 15, 2000
If you're vibrating, the other service would be more fun.
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GOD Posted Sep 15, 2000
* St.Peter walks... *
St.Peter - Would you please stop serving HIM Irish Coffees...
People in the Sirius Terra 1 sector are getting a little fraught everytime HE knocks their planet out of orbit, whilst scuttling about in a drunken state on the celestial doorstep trying to find the milk...
St.P
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Sep 16, 2000
*smiles sympathetically at St Peter*
Sorry about that- but he can be awfully persuasive...
*glares at Jester and threatens to punch him*
*wanders about aimlessly for a bit, then accepts her fate...*
*cleans the cappucino machine*
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Sep 18, 2000
Everyone seems to have it in for Jester, don't they?
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 18, 2000
Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
Think I'll go and eat worms...
Hmmmmmm. Worms. Now that's an idea for the Manor...
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- 21: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Aug 21, 2000)
- 22: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Aug 22, 2000)
- 23: Fashion Cat (Aug 23, 2000)
- 24: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Aug 24, 2000)
- 25: Saint Silent Bob of the Silent Majority (Aug 24, 2000)
- 26: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 4, 2000)
- 27: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Sep 8, 2000)
- 28: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 11, 2000)
- 29: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Sep 11, 2000)
- 30: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 12, 2000)
- 31: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Sep 12, 2000)
- 32: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 13, 2000)
- 33: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Sep 13, 2000)
- 34: Prosthethnic Vogon Jeltz (P.S of Poetic Liscence) (Sep 14, 2000)
- 35: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Sep 14, 2000)
- 36: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 15, 2000)
- 37: GOD (Sep 15, 2000)
- 38: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Sep 16, 2000)
- 39: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Sep 18, 2000)
- 40: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 18, 2000)
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