h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like your concept of things attaining perfection and then disappearing into unreality - I recently experienced this phenomenon with a Special Fried Rice and later with a Hot Banana Caramel. Confucious he say: "Get Chinese takeaway - disappear fast!"

Aha - so you must have eventually become inperfect and come back to reality??

This happened to me, but only 30 minutes later I returned to reality and an imperfectly felt empty stomach again. Perfection would have to be a king prawn curry, prawn crackers , pancake roll with 2 pints of lager , or is that being "shellfish".

I think if you slip into unreality as a result of your perfection, in that unreality your perfect state can never be eroded or compromised, simply because it can and will in reality. This, at least, would explain why my sex appeal never came back.

Special Fried rice comes into its own in the Elysian combination of a good red wine, and orange blossom duck. Confucius say "duck with orange like toast and marmalade - surprisingly good!"

No he didn't.

I think Confucious needs an ambassador on this mortal coil to prevent misquotations. I think the only person more often suffering fictitious quotations was equally mono-monikered. A man called Simon seems to be credited as saying some of the most outrageous things.

Special fried rice tends to move very fast, especially when
associated with cockroaches.

Cool name. Are you any relation to Morris Traveller?