h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*raps on desk with her ruler*

The following salonistas have not turned in their homework:
Garius Lupus
SPINY
d'Elaphant and Zeppo
sea
Witty Moniker
s'pe;lug:x
cafram
Bald Bloke
Lizzy

I would like to update the Atelier's main page with all of our self-descriptions. If we don't get a few lines from youse guys, it will be a committee thing! We will collectively describe you, at your peril.

We have a new guest, DoctorMO, who, I gather from the backlog, has been around HooToo for about a year and finally decided to brave the whitewater of our backlog. Welcome, Doctor! The homework above refers to supplying a few lines, a sort of thumbnail bio about yourself so that I can list all the salonistas on the main page. As you are new to the place I did not put you on the detention list.

Matina the maidbot will see to refreshments.

At this moment, most of the salonistas have wandered back from the Magic Wood, some of us showing scars from orchid attachments.

Titania became lost in the crisper drawer whilst looking for the infinitely refillable champagne bottle. There's a wormhole of sorts that runs between the crisper drawer in the fridge, and the linen closet, where maidbot-of-all-work Chloe stays when she's not attending to her duties. A group of salonistas have sallied forth into the closet to find Titania, while Mac stands guard at the entrance, wielding his mighty nerf weapon.

Now read on.

A'noon Lil.
I'll try and get op's description done for you later

Lil, I'm not on the list. I don't remember saying anything description wise other than "I am not a plush llama."

*sips *

G7

*sees invisible black things moving against black background again*

Ha - I'll get you in a cross fire!

*dashes to 'fridge, fires wildly into crisper drawer*

*walks over to the fridge, pulls the nerf arrows from the door, hands them back to Mac and opens the door*

2nd time lucky Mac

*settles down on the sofa with a Collins Pocket Guide to Calories, opens it at page four and falls asleep*

Has anyone noticed that if you go to the last post of a forum page, and go to about the middle distance between the reply button and Linda, that there is an invisible Linda right in the middle?

*eats thoughtfully of an orange*


spk

no

*cell phone rings, Mac takes forever finding it in his pockets* Yes? No, I'm watching the Linen Closet door. What's the problem? No, Quirk and Harcourt the Astropig want to be the First Contact Team. No, not Jungle Joe, he's the one sending the false messages. What, you thought the Russian Mafia was doing that? They are. No, Joe doesn't know about the Russians...look, review the game notes, this is all perfectly clear...Fine, I'll get back to you.

*hangs up, puts away phone in pocket other than the pocket he found it in. Sighs, mutters unkind things about soft toys. Begins to reload Nerf Arrowstorm*

[MTG]

Morning all. It's a blah day in Godzone. Raindrops keep falling on my head

We'll have snow tonight, Loony. I envy you your rain.

* under blanket to stay warm and sips *

G7

*red eyes glow from under callingcard table*

I want some ginger ale. *gnawing on backlog*

*wakes up at the sound of backlog gnawing*

I'll have a low fat hot , please Matina.

*wakes up crawls from under the blanket and fetches Styx a ginger all wth 2 cocktail cherries*
There you go, you handsome rat.
*snuggles back under blanket with *

*nodding*
Very handsome rat!
*dunking cherries and licking off ginger ale*

*lloking at people under sofa* Why nobody using closets? Closets best for hiding!

True, Styx, but then they can't be part of the conversation. Your fur is looking particularly nice today, by the way.

*sips * Hullo, B-17. How goes your day thus far.

G7

Ah tis the handsome rat, evening Styx

I think I'll brave the comittee descision on wht should go next to my name

Well as long as the committee is not convened when I've been drinking you should be fine. If it is you'll be in danger of being Other Person, the Llamaherders choice of Celery, or something.
Oh, and hello to Dr. MO. *waves*