A Conversation for The NEW Ten Commandments...
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 10, 2000
So do I. I already said it about halfway up.
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JOTD: In case of fire, yell "Fire"
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Ishtar Posted May 22, 2000
A few of my favourites are
If it ain't broke - don't fix it
Life isn't fair and moaning about it won't change anything
Never sleep with the bosses daughter
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Martin Harper Posted May 24, 2000
I fancy adding "No Spitting", myself.... *ducks lynch mob from A.R.S.E.* 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jun 6, 2000
Thou shalt not SPAM
If thine IDE offendeth thee, pluck it out and reformat it
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbouring pixel's aspect ratio
Thou shalt not praise "Buffy" without mentioning Willow
Don't Panic!
Thou shalt is an anagram of Shout Halt (A commandment in its own right)
Thou shalt not censor the f***ing masses
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God Posted Jun 6, 2000
How about "Thou Shalt Not Steal God's Identity (and go rampaging through all of christendom, making up new commandments left and right)"?
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Martin Harper Posted Jun 6, 2000
*carefully places tongue in cheek*
I agree - that's Jesus' job!
*runs away*
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Chrome101 Posted Jun 23, 2000
Seeing as I'm PSo Bad Dancing...
Thou shalt acknowledge no form of dancing that is perfectly synchronised, or involves weedy hand movements (of the like practised by those devices of Satan ... STEPS!)
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Reiver Posted Jun 27, 2000
Having grown up in the land of line dancing, I can't agree more. Thou shalt laugh kicks much ass as well. What about thou shalt not hurt anyone unnecessarily?
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GOD Posted Jun 27, 2000
A little hint to humanity...
If you want to get into Heaven, don't take up line-dancing... 
Just Don't.
I mean next thing you know, there will be hundreds of souls running around up here doing Morris Dancing... !!!
Then, I'll have to move...
- Moving In Mysterious Ways.
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Baldrick Posted Jul 9, 2000
Thou shalt not put more than one smiley in a forum posting
Thou shalt not support Totteringham Blotspur
Thou shalt not take the Lord Dennis' name in vain
Thou shalt not moan unless seated in the West Upper
Thou shalt not subscribe to Morris Dancing Monthly (Red Dwarf reference)
Thou shalt not MESS WITH THE DUDLEYS (wrestling reference)
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Jul 9, 2000
Whoops I've broken that first one a zillion and one times
Looks like I'm going straight to hell
There is always one late soul...
Drool Frood the Second Posted Jul 25, 2000
THou shalt not lend anything that you want back.
In otherwords don't do it!!!!!!!In my experience anything I lend never comes back!!
There is always one late soul...
GOD Posted Jul 25, 2000
What about lending ones support !!!
* HE pauses, perhaps Drool doesn't want everyone knowing about the truss... *
Oops...!!! 
- Simply, High Spirited.
Oops, I did it again...!!!
GOD Posted Jul 25, 2000
I forgot to add one...
Thou Shalt Not Be Anymore Britney Clones !!!
The original was mildly diverting, but the rest of them...
- Simply, Losing the Plot.
There is always one late soul...
Drool Frood the Second Posted Jul 26, 2000
Well God I did wonder where that went to.Have you still got it?
There is always one late soul...
Drool Frood the Second Posted Sep 6, 2000
Why?
Thou shall not leave ones mobile phone switched on on public transport
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
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- 81: Archangel Zax (May 10, 2000)
- 82: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 10, 2000)
- 83: Ishtar (May 22, 2000)
- 84: Martin Harper (May 24, 2000)
- 85: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jun 6, 2000)
- 86: God (Jun 6, 2000)
- 87: Martin Harper (Jun 6, 2000)
- 88: Chrome101 (Jun 23, 2000)
- 89: Reiver (Jun 27, 2000)
- 90: GOD (Jun 27, 2000)
- 91: Baldrick (Jul 9, 2000)
- 92: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Jul 9, 2000)
- 93: Baldrick (Jul 9, 2000)
- 94: Drool Frood the Second (Jul 25, 2000)
- 95: GOD (Jul 25, 2000)
- 96: GOD (Jul 25, 2000)
- 97: Drool Frood the Second (Jul 26, 2000)
- 98: Salem Saberhagen (Aug 25, 2000)
- 99: egon (Sep 3, 2000)
- 100: Drool Frood the Second (Sep 6, 2000)
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