h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks hon.
But I've decided against the HTML thing. Well actually I tried it and hated it... so I've just taken out the javascript. Although, to make you happy- the fireworks were active in HTML

http://www.geocities.com/doctorjohn_uk/options.gif

*pouffer*
It's so true...

look below this message, and click on the 'back to message this one replied to" link...


not my fault you chose to ignore me... *sob!*

i need to go now... you shouldn't see me cry...

*WWWAaaaaahhhhh! *hic!* WWWAAAAAaaahh!!*


Zax*

*what a baby!

Oh, dear tweet.. we shall not get into a bragging contest for intellectual acheivements...
but since you asked:

I skipped the 2nd grade. Entirely.

I recieved 100% three years running (3rd,4th,and 5th grades) on the California Achievement Test which is administered across the US. This put me in the 99.9th percentile in the US.

I was in an accelerated learning class for 4th, 5th and 6th grades.
Taking the psat in 6th grade, i scored in the 97th percentile of all US students taking the psat EVER.
(skip ahead and over many acheivements)
Taking the ACT in 11th grade, i scored in the 99th percentile (PERFECT score) in English, and in the 97th percentile (i suck at algebra) in the math section, for a final 98th percentile across the us.

I graduated from 11th grade, giving 12th grade a compelte go-by.

I was accepted to Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Buckingham U (where my aunt teaches), and of course University of California Berkeley at the age of 16.

enough for you? you will simply have to excuse the fact that occasionally my fingers slip and i make a typo, and that i can't always remember if i goes before e except after c and except if the moon is in the third phase of a solar eclipse on a monday before brunch.
cool?
and i don't see our conversations as fighting, only as good-hearted bickering.
(tho i do wish you wouldn't give the newer saints the impression that i'm an old doddering fool that you all just humor and tease and ignore... thay does sorta bug me.)

i am duly impressed by your own record, my dear. i respect those with strong language skills... and you definitely have skills!

Great. Now I feel inadequate. I really am a pathetic human being when you look at it- no special skills, dull, boring, screw-up. I get bored of being average. Of being that, and that alone.

oh dear....
you DO realize just how unattractive self-loathing is, don't you? that and martyrdom went out with Byron....


i've always had a healthy respect for your abilities, tweet.. and if you recall, i asked if *I* could be YOUR angel... not the other way around... and i'd also like to mention that that is the ONLY time in all of my travels on h2g2 that i've been tempted to do such a thing!

there.. now the next time you feel like you're average, remember that, and remember that as above-average as I am, if *I* was impressed by YOU- more than ANYone else on here- then you MUST be something special!

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(supposed to be a rose...)
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*hugs him*
I'm sorry, but self-loathing is a integral part of the teenage thing. And I've been feeling particularly inadequate lately.
The fact that I seem to fight with you in every thread doesn't help. Can we stop?

Maybe I'll take a break from h2g2 for a while. Maybe it'll help.

don't bother taking a break- trust me, it doesn't really help... it just makes you feel out of touch when you come back!

i tell you what? i think what's going on is that you're teasing me in front of the new saints, which is making me a bit touchy.. which makes you feel like i'm pushing you away... here.. let's do this:

i'll tell you here and now that besides being my first guardee, you are also my very favorite little yellow bird... i *would* say my favorite saint, but that wouldn't be fair to the others.. but hey! i'm not GOD! I don't HAVE to be impartial! so there! tweet? you're great, and i've always thought so. so there.

NOW, for your part. stop teasing me- at least in front of the others. set an example, and be as silly as you want- just not at my expense, ok? if you wanna give me a jibe or tease me, do it HERE on THIS thread. cool? are we agreed? buds?

there.
done.
finito.
*spits on hand and holds it out*
spit shake!

God I hate doing this
*reluctantly spits and shakes his hand*
Ewww. Got a towel?
Ok, I'm sorry, I didn't realise I was teasing you (got some backlog reading to do), but I'll stop. You know I love ya really.

'course i do, butthead. if i didn't know that i woulda clipped your wings weeks ago!

just kidding, kiddo. no worries. we're cool.
*takes kettle of boiling water off the stove and procedes to scrub hands...*

gotta hate slimy hands.

Oh yeah
Question- if God doesn't exist, do we?
Explanation- philosophy- despite doing all the work, our group (defense of God's existence) managed to lose. No-one believed I know him personally

i'm sorry dear, i have NO idea what you're talking about... and who didn't believe that you know WHOM personally? lost...?

I know, I know Tweetie...

* sighs *

You should see how much trouble I have when trying to book hotel rooms whilst on holidays...

Not that I get many of those...

It is good to see you have made up again !!!

Because you know, you pair are amongst MY 40 favourite angels !!!

* Being diplomatic can be tedious at times... *

- Moving In Mysterious Ways.

*peers at High King Loki*
Zax?
*looks at the "message to which you are replying is" bit and sees Zax*
*glares*
Alabastard

so much for not fighting!

loki isn't me, it's an account i activated long ago (my first week here) when i'd forgotten my password. Then, miracles of miracles, i remembered it... just check and see! loki doesn't have ANY postings on his acct to speak of.... that's cuz i never use him...

i accidentally logged onto him yesterday cuz i input the wrong email address when i signed in... oops...
no biggie..
forgive me?

*Grins at Zax and walks towards him, teetering slightly on her heels*
*looks down at her dress and shrugs*
Ah well, I can get creased
*hugs him and shakes her head*
Silly, I was glaring at Alabastard- remember, the new update that's freaking everything out?
I knew it wasn't your fault.
*smiles*
Coming to FC's party?