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Penguin Girl - returned at last Started conversation Apr 28, 2000
A very merry unbirthday too you
A very merry unbirthday too you....
This is the party for all those people who aren't having their birthdays right now and like Alice in Wonderland.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted May 1, 2000
Okay. Let's play some ungames. How about unpin the bubbles from the fish.
o o o o 
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Damn.
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Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted May 1, 2000
Or we could try to reassemble a pinata and put all the candy back.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted May 2, 2000
Or we could un-drink until we're sober.
o o o o ° ° ° °
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Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted May 3, 2000
Terry Pratchett in one book wrote about grapes which made wine that worked backwards. You got the hangover before you started drinking, and you had to drink a lot to get over it. Shall we have some of that wine?
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Davius the Mostly Competent Posted May 4, 2000
Hmmm... Maybe you could drink huge quantities of regular wine, then drink equally huge quantities of that backwards-acting wine. That way, you can drink as much as you want, and you can still drive yourself home safely!
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Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted May 4, 2000
Wonderful, wonderful idea.
*serves some regular wine*
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted May 5, 2000
Oh, dear. We seem to be out of the backwards wine. I'll have to come from the shops for some more.
o o o o ° ° ° °
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Davius the Mostly Competent Posted May 5, 2000
Be sure to pick up a lot; people around here love to drink, you know.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted May 9, 2000
*comes back with some eniw*
Here we go.
Wait a minute. *looks more closely at the bottle* This is just regular wine that the label's on backwards.
*goes back to the shop*
o o o o ° ° ° °
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Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted May 11, 2000
Do come back soon...
*sips her virtual wine and ponders the question to the meaning of life(as opposed to the meaning of life, which we all know is 42)*
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Davius the Mostly Competent Posted May 11, 2000
Why bother to ponder anything? Just staring into space works just fine for me. (Actually, here's something to ponder: We live in a 4-dimensional universe (including time as a dimension). For 8-dimensional beings, would the meaning of life be 84?)
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Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted May 12, 2000
That is truely a good question.
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Davius the Mostly Competent Posted May 19, 2000
Have some cake while we wait? We do seem to have been waiting for a while. Oh, and why duct tape?
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Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted Jun 14, 2000
Mmmm cake. It HAS rather been a while. There's a forum on my homepage discussing why duct tape. I'm don't actually know.
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Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted Jun 20, 2000
Yup, although things have quieted down, and we're not even drunk yet...You wanna bring the party back to life?
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Jun 21, 2000
Clear
Clear
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Ah. Life.
PSoB (they stuffed up my bubbles!)
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Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted Jun 21, 2000
*sips frobscottle*
There still aren't very many people here.
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Bilge Posted Dec 23, 2000
You're in luck! After months of nobody talking, it's finally my unbirthday and i plan to totally undrink myself into a state of complete, utter, ridiculous, disgusting, undrunkeness!
What a great unbirthday i'm having!
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