Aaaah! Taste that bilge!

Damn this bilge is good! Straight from the pumps and inta' my gob!
I love suckin' on that fresh bilge! That's why I named myself after my favourite "food". Gotta love that precious sweet, sweet bilge!!

My real name is Zack and i'm a grizzled, hard-boiled, vicious, nubile, wise-cracking romantic-space-travelling time-hopping photo-journalist, private detective. To contact me, e-mail me at:

[email protected]

Or contact me on ICQ at :


Now i'll get back ta' slurpin' some BILGE!


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