h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE! (is that asking for too much?!?)

*peeks in* Nope... no one here, either..

Er, whom are you calling NO ONE?!? May I help you find someone???
I love a good search!!! You can't AWAYS get what you want...but if you try sometimes-you get what you NEED

Well, I found what I need.

Alcohol?


PSoB (they stuffed up my bubbles!)

I JUST HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!!!!!

Now, don't get me wrong-I love little fishies...but other than Monsy's
chocolate/vodka ones...I'm a bit left out when it comes to the meaning of the fish?!? Would you be a gent & explain to me what they're about? Thank you kindly, nameless sir

I don't know, you invite people to chat with you and then you vanish off to a birthday party - is this anyway to hold a conversation?

Are you speaking to me?!? You left another strange post on another page I'm on. Are you sure you have the right Pandora? I understand there are several of us. (My name is Valerie.) Have you been to my Home Page? I think you may have me confused with some other breath-takingly beautiful lady Or I was blitzed one night & you offered me a chat & I missed it?!? I try very hard to keep up with all my scocial obligations. Please let me know what you find to be the matter! Thank you...Pandy

You are the only real, true Pandora. Some N2O? I have the tank you gave me right here. It certainly is a blessing.

Thanks alicat...but I've had the other 'endless tank' permantly attached to me at the hip Who IS that person following me around leaving starnge messages on various pages?!? I love meeting new people-but this person MUST have me confused w/somebody else! There are 5 or 6 Panddoras...it's a wonder this hasn't happened before! I had thought about changing my name...but the only names I can think of-would more than likely get me banned fron h2g2

Hey...how you doin'?!? If you'd like to E me...just say the word! I'll be here for you!!! As a matter of fact cloughie can give you my E-mail address! Don't feel obligated, just 'cuz I offered! But, if you'd like a private talk from time to time...I'm here Sis! Let's clink tanks & have a cheer-dear

Whew. I must have taken too much gas. I lost track of this party. I've got your address Sis. I tried sending a mail earlier, but it didn't go through. I tried again, so I'm crossing my eyes...I mean fingers. So far, I haven't gotten a notice saying this one didn't go through. I've never seen that character following you before. Maybe he needs a drink. I know I do. What are you drinking, Pandy? I've been into the rum punch lately. Care for one?

Yes, thank you please!!! Some people have trouble e-ing me because the 1st 0 is a ZERO not an 'o'...could that be it? As I have still not received your E. But it could still show... the night is young...speaking of young...did ya' all know our Gwennie just got another year younger?!? Isn't that 7 years younger in dog life

LET'S ALL TOAST GWEENIE'S BIRTHDAY! VT'S ALL 'ROUND...GOTTA' DRINK 'UM
IF YOU LIKE 'EM OR NOT AS IT'S GWENNIE'S FAV!!! CHEERS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GWENNIE! YOU'RE LOOKING BETTER EVERYDAY. Cheers to our dear friend.

I'm going back to bed & hopefully finish my dream about George Clooney! I'd have to E you to tell you about it, as I'd surely be tossed outta' here for saying what was happening RIGHT when I woke up!

Sure is quiet in here

(Tiptoe, tiptoe, tiptoe)

(CREAK)

Oops

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JOTD: I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.

Hey, Jester. Let's try and bring some life back to this party.