h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

YOU GO GIRL!!! (sorry Bruce, I'd like to stay on her good side) Besides, she's had soooo much to drink, I do believe your neck is safe
...at least for now...

I have to ask - does garlic work on a Vegan Vampire - or am I better off with a steak

;^)#

Well, since you asked...I'll be so bold as to TRY to see this from our
Vegan Vampire's point of view. Keep in mind, I don't eat meat. But I will TRY to be objective. If you REALLY want to repel a lady. Garlic breath would defiantly do it! (enough of it will even keep the bill collectors at bay) So, if it's a good time you're looking for, even just a friendly chat, you may consider asking her out for a nice (perhaps; rare) steak? Skip the garlic unless you're both having some. (the owner of our Village pizza shop knows if I have a date or not by hearing me order 'it' with or without onions!)

Now, Gwennie, please to feel free to give him your thoughts on the matter. By & by, how do you like your steaks? Have a favorite?
*Pan is hopeing V.V. is feeling MUCH better after her nap & not p.o.'d
about that 'tiny' party trick*

Today is benjymous' birthday. Let's all sing:

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear benjymous
Haaappppyyy Biiiiiiirthdaaaayyyyyy to yoooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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° ° ° °
Patron Saint of Brevity

*Pandora lifts her head from the ground, with one eye open, making a grand sweeping motion with her arms and sings* AND MANY MOOOORE!!!
*THWACK...returns to her previous position*

LOL. More nitrous, medic. More Bloody Brains too. Quick insert an IV.

*blinking back from her slumbering state Pandora looks around a bit dazed and confused* Oooo. Must have had not enough of something! Thanks Sis! Get that bloddy needle out of my arm!!! No, wait. Since it's already in...may as well have my meds...like a good girl! *begins
to sing...Just a little pin prick, there'll be no more AHhhhh*
Hey, do we have ANYthing to EAT around here?!? This liquid diet just aint gettn' it today. Couldn't you go for a snack alicat? Got milk?
I was dreaming that I was TRYING to 'chew' nitrus!!!

LOL. How about some brownies and milk? Maybe with a little (lot) Kahlua in it? Coelacanth's birthday is one month from today, so I think we should start the celebrating. She made me a lovely cake for mine.

YUMMY!!!
HAPPY START OF YOUR BIRTDAY COELACANTH!

I have told Coely where to find us. She likes to party as much as we do. We'd better start filling balloons now. After indulging in a few legal and illegal substances. How about you try some of my meds, and I'll try yours? It's a lovely day to experiment.

You know me...I'l try ANYthing 4 or 5 times! Let's just put a bunh of stuff in a pile, and on the count of three we all dive in and see what we come up with? Are you game?!?

1...2..3 *pounce* Woohoo. 8888888

Hello!!
Can I really have a month to celebrate? Alicat, thank you so much!
It's a big one on the way (life begins at ..... ).

*Pan dives in* Hey, who put this condom in there?!? *tosses it over her shoulder, dives back in* Hmmm, don't know what these are...but I'd best have a bloody brain to wash them back! *Gulp* let me know when it's time for the chugging contest. I'd like to get Zax in on this!

Yes, and when Zax finishes his ONE bottle, we won't give him any of ours. Coely, my dear, you need at least a month of celebrating. Is it the Big 4-0 ? That's very young for a fish like you. Coely, this is Pandora. We've just taken all the meds we could find. There must have been a couple hundred pills. I'm enjoying the effects very much. How about you, Pan? Pan doesn't go anywhere without a few tanks of laughing gas. Someone brought brownies and we've still got lots of mushrooms. I have a long straw for you, Coely. What would you like to drink? We're having a chugging contest with Jack daniel's, if we can get zax over here from cloughie's BBQ. That's at

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=36731&thread=46021

I'll share. Here Coely *holds out a hand full of pills* Help your self! How 'bout me she asks? Later I'm going to strap a pillow onto the back of my head. Seems the fellows around here would rather watch a lady fall over than catch her. Humhp! I'll not be needing another goose egg on my head anytime soon. Gosh-it COULD actually knock some sense into me!!! Nay...what am I saying? I need more gas!
WEEEEEE!!!!

Yes, it is the big 4-0, although I feel fitter and younger than when it was the smaller 3-0. Of course, here I am at least 400 million years old and a very old trout indeed!

Older and better. And you get to drink 10 more shots.

*Wakes up from her slumber, no longer a vampire*

Take it from me - getting past 40 isn't the worst bit. It's after that, when various parts of your body relocate themselves downwards as they become susceptible to gravity that things become bad. You may weigh the same (if you're lucky) but, especially if you've had a couple of sproggs, things take their toll and it's not a pretty sight to behold! *Pulls out another grey hair and wonders if she's in danger of going bald!*

Then there's the having to roll out of bed on all fours and pull yourself up of the chest of drawers handles because you had a work out the day before and you're as stiff as an old boot!

Need I go on? Anyone for an anit-depressant?

*Offers round her box of pills and a stained bath towel*

My word! You're goona' have Me running for a prozac! Whenever I over do 'it' I use an imaginary rope to pull myself up! (Was I a mime in a former life?!?) *shakes off THAT thought* Anyway, if things start to go South...bodily, just stand on your head a few hours every day! Then
things will just naturally fall back into place!

Gwinnie, since you're yourself...here's the pictures of you while you were passed, er, asleep. *Hands G. the pics of herself with a shave cream bread & runs like hell* I'll be back when things cool down...I'm about ready for that J.D. chugging contest! Somebody find Zax! I want to drink him under the table then pour beer on His face!
Tit-for-tat, as it were...