h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now that's what I call a match made in Heaven. We'll just hand out some of these balloons that Pandy has filled with her wonderful laughing gas. I've managed to find some mushrooms, too. Pandy, cloughie is having a wisdom tooth pulled, just so he can get more gas. There's 85 people logged on right now, so we should have more company soon. I the meantime, I'll pour some glasses of champagne and re-light the birthday candles.

Is there a, err, umm, err, birthday celebrant in the house? - not that one's absolutely necessary for a party at h2g2

;^)#

Well, I think it was vegiman's party to begin with, but he's MIA. I'm sure it's somebody's birthday. You're right about not needing an excuse to party. What are you drinking, Bruce? I think I'm ready for something besides mead.

Well currently I'm on the scotch - just a pre-bedtime medicinal one, of course

;^)#

Of course. I think I will have a precautionary beer. This beautiful weather makes me thirsty. So does the rain, but that's a whole different thirst.

*Knocks on the door*

Yoohoo! May I come in? *Produces a huge bottle of vodka*

Of course! The more the merrier. And the drunker. everyone else seems to be sleeping ATM. I have a case of beer here, and there's mix for your vodka, if you need it. I believe Pandora has left some of her party balloons behind, too.

Doh! *alicat smacks her hand to her forehead* Gwennie, I didn't know it was you. The "Vegan Vampire" threw me right off. There's lots of t. for your v. It took me a few places before I realised it was you. and Mari-rae is Bast. Some of us kitties are pretty dim. Cheers.

MUST NOT FORGET THE LOVE BEADS! *PANDY REACHES INTO ONE OF HER POUCHES
AND RETRIEVES SEVERL HANDFULS OF MULTI-COLORED BEADS-PASSES THEM AROUND* I ALSO THOUGHT 'THIS' WOULD BE A HOOT!!! *PRODUCES A TELESCOPING BAMBOO LIMBO POLE* ANYONE DRUNK ENOUGH, ER, IN THE MOOD FOR A BIT OF LIMBO? MY ALL TIME LOW WAS 1'7" FROM THE GROUND, AND I 'BOUT KILLED MYSELF DOING IT!!! MY KNEES WILL 'NEVER' BE THE SAME!

I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT VEGIMAN IS WORKING HARD! BESIDES...
HOW LONG CAN ONE MAN CELIBRATE A BIRTHDAY?!? I 'NEVER' PARTY MORE THAN
A MONTH (poor taste & all) I USUALLY START TWO WEEKS BEFORE, PARTY DURING & THEN, NATURALLY TWO WEEKS AFTERWORDS! I FIND IT'S 'THE ONLY'
WAY TO CELIBRATE TURNING 29...AGAIN, AND AGAIN AND, WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA! *starts singing: Hail-hail, the gangs all here. kicks shoes into the corner*

Pandy, good to see you. I'm sure I'll never beat your limbo record, but I have a feeling I'm going to try. The blazing shots are all lined up. And, I've discovered if you take a big lungful of your wonderful gas, hold your breath, and then do a firey shot, it makes a spectacular effect.

FLAMING. LEAPING LIZARDS!!! GOOD THING I TIED MY HAIR BACK...NOW IT'STIME TO...GULP!!!WHOO-HAAA!!! smooth. NEXT?!? *is that smoke coming from Pandora's mouth?* *starts singing...she wants more, more, mooorrre...*

More it is then. Line those glasses back up. Let's go, Sis.

I brought the stuff to make 'bloody brains'!!! Ever have one? or 40?!

you poor 3/4 shot of Ameretto (SP?) then top it off with Baily's Cream
the result is: the cream scrunches up...looks JUST like a brain with lines of blood all over it! (V.V. ought to LOVE this!!!) I do suggest we do the bloody brains before we mix tooooo many others...it takes a
strong tummy to hold down the sweet albeit nasty looking mess

I 'KNOW' MY TWISTED SISTER IS GAME...ANYONE ELSE?!? WHAT DO YOU THINK ALICAT? ARE THERE ANY 1/2 AS HARTY AT A PARTY AS WE TWO?!?

Well, Sis, I think there are at least a dozen I can think of that are half as hardy. If they get here in time,there may still be some Bloody Brains left. We'll give them the time it takes us to deflate a dozen balloons. Does that sound fair?

I'd say you're being more than fair! Must have gotten that from Mom!

*Picks up a glass with "Bloody Brains" in, peers at the contents and rushes for the nearest sink*

Eeugh! *Lots of gut wrenching noises come from Gwennie's direction*

You could have warned me!

WELL...THE NAME 'ALONE' SHOULD HAVE BEEN WARNING ENOUGH!!! BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN 'SHOULDING' ON ANYONE. AT LEAST YOUR TUMMY'S NICE AND EMPTY...WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO COAT IT WITH FIRST?!? HOW 'BOUT A NICE
LUNG FULL OF NITRUS...IT'LL MAKE YOU FORGET ALL ABOUT THE...WHAT WAS I
SAYING? *PANDORA continues to suck in N2O and laughing 'cause she can't remember what she was saying*

*Takes a lungfull of N20 and peers at Pandora*

Where am I and who are you?

More importantly - when are you?

;^)#

Is it lunch time? *Feeble grin*