A Conversation for Ristorante Mamma Peta

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Post 21

The Cheese

TOLD YOU SO! SHE'S A WITCH!


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Post 22

The Cheese

*Sets fire to salads*

Tossed salad anyone? Mwahaha!!!


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Post 23

The Cheese

*Takes pizza* Ha! I got my pizza!

*Puts extra cheese on pizza* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Begins banging on Demon Drawer's bullet-proof door.* *Stubs toe*

Okay boys, bring in the heavy artillerary!


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Post 24

The Cheese

*While he's at it, kicks some pots and pans for the sake of making noise*

Bang, clang, bang!


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Post 25

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

*surreptitiously nods towards the CCTV camera that has been watching their every move.....*


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Post 26

Demon Drawer

*DD quickly downloads all the pictures unto the net*


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Post 27

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

(sounding like foghorn)Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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Post 28

Peregrin

*appears out of thin air*

What's this? 'Peregrin rocks da house'? Well I'm glad I've got some loyal supporters already.

I'd like to make it known that while I do not condone such despicable action as has been seen recently in this area, I am open to votes from all and sundry... just email me for your complimentary bribe.

*ducks behind the CCTV camera so it won't see him, and quietly knocks a hole in the wall so he can get inside, as somebody's stuck chewing gum in the door*


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Post 29

Little Bo Peep - I've lost my sheep

*Crawls through hole in wall*


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Post 30

Katsy a.k.a. Esti

Well, I ain't been here for ages so that means I'm EVEN NASTIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sprays "The Kat is back and BAD!!!!"

*Kicks over a bin knocks out all the contents and throws them at everyone*

I'M BACK AND NASTIER THAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Post 31

Little Bo Peep - I've lost my sheep

*Watches, wondering how this will effect the election*


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Post 32

Katsy a.k.a. Esti

Good point


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Post 33

Little Bo Peep - I've lost my sheep

Oh, don't stop on my account.

*Scitters away*


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Post 34

Katsy a.k.a. Esti

*puts her arms up in the air and screams loudly*


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Post 35

Little Bo Peep - I've lost my sheep

*All the while the security cameras have been rolling, but the cockroach was to small to see*


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Post 36

Katsy a.k.a. Esti

I went to a movie premier today and I'm waiting to see if I'll be on TV as there were cameras there and everything!


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