h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sends Tink a from up north*

Yey!
*hugs snowman happily*

*smirk*

Admit it EV you haven't seen snow for months. It's drizzling up there. You can't make a snowman out of that.

Liam.

*bottom lip wobbles*
Is snowman and is my friend?
*stubbornly stamps foot and leads the snowman over to a nice seat infront of the fire to keep warm*

Christ almighty, I've made you cry in two threads now! Let me see where else you're talking... *thinks better of it*

*offers two litre bottle of Irn Bru*
*finds more in bottom of pocket*

Big peace offering?

Liam.

You can too make drizzlemen! It's grim up north, we have to make our own entertainment.

Where's that puddle coming from? And what happened to the ?

*hides two litre bottle of Irn Bru and finds a large instead*

*waves hand and the temperature drops to 3k above absolute zero*

*huggles snow man*
I think Snow man's growing smaller as he gets older?
*munches on and shares it with *
Can I have the irn bru back if I share it?

Maybe the snowman has osteopo... osterop... ostereo... that disease that makes you shrink.

Osteoporosis? Doesn't that affect your bones? I don't think snow men have bones...
*looks worriedly at the *
is there a in the house?

They must have bones, otherwise they'd just flop around all over the place.
*prods with big stick*

*is pleased he's not a doctor of medicine*

I know exactly what's wrong with Snowy here.
The problem is that someone is prodding him with a big stick.

Umm... EV, I think there's a way to solve that problem fairly easiely....

*prod*
Oh yes?
*prod*
What's that then?
*prod*

*confiscates his stick*
Nothing...

There was an episode of Family Fortunes recently in which one of the questions was "Name something sticky."

No matter how hard I concentrated, I couldn't make any of the contestants answer "A stick."

*laughs*
I'll give you your very own stick if you come to Oxford
*has to be given points for persistence at least*
I still like the one they had on the out takes where they tell the woman to name somethign blue and she answers completely straight "would it be me jumper?"
*sticks in a random just to keep on topic*
I just phoned our agents to ask whats happened to our new freezer which should've been here on Monday and she said that they tried to deliver it yesterday but there was too much building work going on... Interestingly a guy arrived at the girls next door and tried to install a new washing machine which they promptly sent away as they were having a new kitchen built and hadn't ordered one anyway...I'm sure it's just a neat coincidence

Mmmmm, random , my favourite flavour.
*scoff*
Sorry, what was that? I missed everything you said after the arrived.

*munches *
Did i say soemthing? Oh i forget... ermm anyway, I spoke to them again and apparently the freezers now been fitted about 2 days ago... odd that, maybe it's in the shed...