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yeah they did come in a little late didn't they and attack the wrong target

there all done!

~One of the black jumpsuited workmen from Hangar 41 is left, oil covered, lying face up where the ship used to be~

Ummm... he might need this... ~holds up what appears to be an advanced navigational instrument that he was repairing, looks around, sees that no one is paying attention, and pockets it~

*Actually, KL did notice, but was busy working out an upcoming legal issue*

yeah you can have that one, its the latest model, I didn't pay for it so.....



so what next Krylma?

Q get my FXR up and running I think I'm going to go for a nice ride over to the Colony

wow, you wouldn't believe, you wouldn't believe..... hey Q, I think I'm gonna need some help fixing this

~has left some time ago and after a long while some thing starts to happen~


Alarms go off in the hanger alerting everyone that the outer doors are about to open. After a few seconds hesitation the doors open and you can see, in the distance, a small blip of light coming at you at very high speed. As it aproaches it slows down and you can make out the shape of a Correllian Corvette that has obviously been modified. It lands, the ramp is lowered and ten Storm Troopers jog off and aquire certain bits of equipment. After a discernable pause Yo walks off the ship and orders all of his personel onto the ship, including the scientists that where standing around the hangar (you may come if you wish). With the personel onboard the ramp is raised, the hangar's doors allow the ship to leave before closing and the ship is off to a distant location....

(let me guess... Planet X?)

most astute my friend, that is the reason you are an emperor, is it not?

a cargo ship enters the hanger and drops off two things, a rather badly charred '69 Corvette and Yo. The staff and Yo get to work on fixing the car up after it's recient run in with a rather large grape.........

Wow I missed a lot while I was away! Just how does a grape char a vette?

well it's a long story, it involves this here vette, one of Affy's Nuclear Grapes and a gasoline explosion.... I was driving at high speed in STUMPED controlled New York City in my vette when Affy launches a nuclear Grape through the sunroof of my car and it lands in the passenger seat. We had a lovely conversation then I threw it out the sunroof and it got big and started chasing after my car and smashed a couple building and chased me some more untill I ran into a parked taxi. The Grape lands on me and I cut my way out the bottom of the car and blow it up, the whole story is at http://www.h2g2.com/F25722?thread=98024&skip=80&show=20