h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~A lead plated cargo ship pulls up to Hangar 47 and begins unloading it's cargo. A man in a black jumpsuit with a "STUMPED" logo gets out of the craft with a clipboard, and walks up to Yowzupman~ Alright, so that's 5 fully loaded space fighters, plus 500,000 depleated-uranium cannon shells. And the Jammers... you left them in Hangar 41. Boss sends his regards.

Excellent, thank you



beam the missles to the inside of the ship, the cargo hold if you will.

Comp- sure thing

What's happening here?

Ask the Choppers........... I just work here

actually on second thought............ I needed the ships to test the effects of Uranium shells on Sheilds and Armor (CHOPPERS main ship is equipped with those type bullets)

BTW why are you so keen on the idea that I work for choppers? I do not. plain and simple

Good. I was afraid I would have to blackmail you.

just glad to clear things up

*Looks into the Hangar*

Hello, everyone.

*Notices Alien*

Alien, are you getting suspicious of some of my friends again?

Oh, that reminds me, Alien, rent's probably due on my hangar. Here's my payment for this quonth ~pays Alien~

jumps into one of the new starfighters and starts its shakedown cruise

Suspicious... Surely not me...
*looks suspicious*

If that's not enough, I could always pay more... but we're busy here.

Pay? Money isn't important... All I care about is the well-being of everyone in here...

That's right!
*lands nearby and looks curious this conversation*

wow, I must be pretty popular.........

instructs the pilots that are now in the starfighters to stand ready for the signal

Now! I mean.... Then!