h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As you enter the third floor of the Fire Department you notice something different about this floor than the others. Something very different about it, there is aboslutely nothing on this floor to fight fires. In fact it seems that this place is totally devoted to destruction. There are parts of bombs and engines laying around hap hazardly as you reach to turn this weird looking device over you notice the sign: DON'T Turn That Over. Amased you wonder how it knew you what you were doing. The sign flashes and fizzes out. It then comes back on and says I'm over by the vett.

*looks around*
Nice work you've done around here...

thanx, would you like something to drink man, the bar's to your left the only thing that I'm out of is Janx Spirit, sorry

Very nice job yowazupman, I'm impressed.
*Looks around dreamy eyed*

Very nice job yowazupman, I'm impressed.
*Looks around dreamy eyed*

thank you, on your left just by your hand is "tiny", he's a favorite of mine, I used that wonderful little bomb in a battle and destroyed a temporal vortex with it,........ a drink perhaps?

*eyes glitter with excitement staring at 'tiny'*

A drink would be nice, what do you suggest. Tiny huh? how do you go about getting a uh tiny.

Also are you interested in a 'silent but deadly' formula for your research?

*picks up the small device*

You know, I might just want such a thing....... what would you want in return...... tiny? that would be rather steep, seeing as tiny is my pride and joy.......

*Gets him a drink, it's an Atomic (tequela, vodka, lemon, and something else, I forget)*

make me another tiny and I'll give you the silent but deadly for free along with info on how to alter the formula to make it stronger or weaker and we'll have a deal. That way you don't give up tiny and I get a new version. deal?

sounds fair...... how do you want tiny specilized?